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#1 GaijinPunch

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Posted 15 December 2003 - 02:07 AM

I've got a guy at work, who will have bursts of, "we're fucked!", or "we'll never get out of this!" during the day. I'm trying to find a wave file along these lines that will play whenever he gets a mail, moves a window, etc.

One of the guys here said Dr. Smith from Lost in Space, but all his stuff comes up lame. Any recommendations?


#2 chilin_dude

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Posted 15 December 2003 - 07:18 AM

Afraid the best i could do is 'you're totally fucked' which is the first.

and the second is 'you're fucked' but not very good quality!
http://users.owt.com.../werefucked.wav


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Posted 15 December 2003 - 11:36 AM

look here:

http://koti.mbnet.fi...avs/cockskr.wav

http://www.dlc.fi/~f...vs/movies-s.htm

" I'm Tony Montana! You fuck with me, you fuckin' with the best!"

you want more fuck, go here:
http://koti.mbnet.fi...wavs/fuckme.wav

http://www.saunalaht.../wavs/pesci.htm

or here:

http://www.saunalaht...avs/insults.htm

i remember some years back i worked at a place with the most irritating person ever.
i went into his pc, set myself as administrator. Turned up the sound on the internal speaker, and replaced every window sounds with .wav files from porn flicks. You get the picture hehe.

Edited by no.7, 15 December 2003 - 11:43 AM.


#4 GaijinPunch

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Posted 15 December 2003 - 09:44 PM

Well, I already destroyed his desktop once this year. He hates cats, so I gave him cat wallpaper, cat icons, cat sounds, etc. Also, every time he moved a window a cat sound went off. He knows nothing about computers so couldn't even figure out how to turn down the speakers.

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Posted 15 December 2003 - 11:45 PM

Let us not forget quotes from a great movie: Aliens:

Hey, maybe you havent been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal!
Game over man, game over! What the f*ck are we gonna do now, what are we gonna do?
Oh that's great, that's just f*cking great man, now what the f*ck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty sh*t now man!

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Posted 16 December 2003 - 04:35 AM

THANK YOU!!!!

I looked for those Hudson wavs but couldn't find them.
that's it. You rock!

I owe you a cookie!

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Posted 16 December 2003 - 02:48 PM

QUOTE (GaijinPunch @ Dec 16 2003, 06:35 AM)
THANK YOU!!!!

I looked for those Hudson wavs but couldn't find them.
that's it. You rock!

I owe you a cookie!

please record it!! laugh.gif

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Posted 16 December 2003 - 02:56 PM

This sounds pretty funny, but don't you think that the whole cat thing was going a little too far? Poor guy laugh.gif

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Posted 16 December 2003 - 03:06 PM

Actually.. replacing WAvs can be good fun.. replaced a buddies sounds with PORN moans.. good fun. smile.gif

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Posted 16 December 2003 - 08:26 PM

Back when it was the thing to do, I created a Win95 Desktop Theme. I called it "Chunderspew" and when you clicked stuff, it made coughing and vomit sounds. It was wildly popular but I can't find my copy and all the hosts for it seem to have disappeared. I replaced my buddy's theme with Chunderspew, and he loved it, left it on forever biggrin.gif

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Posted 17 December 2003 - 04:53 AM

QUOTE (Nathan561 @ Dec 17 2003, 12:56 AM)
This sounds pretty funny, but don't you think that the whole cat thing was going a little too far? Poor guy laugh.gif

Absolutely not. If you saw pictures of my office, you'd know. There's only 10 of us. When the two females are out of the office, the wheels come off. The only requirement in addition to doing your job, is you have to have thick-skin.

We have a daily dart game. Furthest from the bullseye buys everyone coffee. Of course, you can't just lose, you lose and "suck cock". The guy basically just pushed me over the edge. Everything was an "I love cats" joke, so I made that his password, changed his icons, his homepage, wallpaper, screensaver, and all sounds. It was great. Dead silence, then all of a sudden you'd hear the sounds of a cat in heat.

The only one better was when I was working at a big firm that actually had strict no porn policy. One of my colleagues in the states sent me a powerpoint file. It took over the desktop, had two naked guys on it, and said really loudly, "Everyone! Look at me! I'm surfing for gay porn!!!!"





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