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#1 RoboChicken

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Posted 16 December 2003 - 01:16 PM

CHINESE PROVERBS

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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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#2 iwinulose

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Posted 16 December 2003 - 06:37 PM

QUOTE (RoboChicken @ Dec 16 2003, 10:16 AM)
CHINESE PROVERBS

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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Holy shit!!
those were the best two
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i've heard them be4 but their always funny
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#3 chadkeck

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Posted 17 December 2003 - 02:53 AM

Also

Woman who sit on judges lap get honorable discharge.

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Posted 17 December 2003 - 02:57 AM

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Woman who sit on judges lap get honorable discharge.


nice.

#5 backflip BOB

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Posted 05 February 2004 - 10:44 AM

Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

just had to add one

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Posted 05 February 2004 - 06:27 PM

To become a master fisherman, one must first become a master baiter.

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Posted 05 February 2004 - 06:49 PM

Took me a while to get that, then I'm like blink.gif




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