Good Joke ...
Posted 30 April 2004 - 01:37 PM
a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a
head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued
by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at
her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
Posted 30 April 2004 - 01:52 PM
Thats my kind of humor.
EDIT: didn't mean to quote the whole joke.
Edited by Spency234, 30 April 2004 - 01:53 PM.
Posted 30 April 2004 - 11:27 PM
|QUOTE (nemt @ Apr 30 2004, 12:57 PM)|
|You need to be drunk now to tell a girl she's ugly?|
Nope, I'm sober and nemt you're ugly!
Posted 30 April 2004 - 11:29 PM
|QUOTE (mike96sc2 @ Apr 30 2004, 08:27 PM)|
|Nope, I'm sober and nemt you're ugly!|
You've never seen me, and I'm not a girl.
Posted 30 April 2004 - 11:34 PM
|QUOTE (nemt @ Apr 30 2004, 05:29 PM)|
|You've never seen me, and I'm not a girl.|
*points to your avatar*
Posted 30 April 2004 - 11:41 PM
|QUOTE (nemt @ Apr 30 2004, 07:29 PM)|
|I'm not a girl.|
Just makes you all the more unattractive.
Posted 30 April 2004 - 11:52 PM
|QUOTE (DermicSavage @ Apr 30 2004, 08:34 PM)|
|*points to your avatar*|
That's a drawing, not a photo.
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