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Will The Xenon Wipe My Ass?


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#1 mike96sc2

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Posted 25 June 2004 - 06:40 PM

I noticed everyone else speculating about it's hackability and wether it will run Linux and OSX and everything else all the while we don't know anything concrete.

So I'm asking will the Xenon be able to wipe my ass? Could it be hacked to do this? Will it be a feature? Will I need to buy a TeePee adapter? Perhaps this can be done wirelessly using Bluetooth. Do we really know?

#2 browndanielusn

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Posted 25 June 2004 - 06:42 PM

if so, i'm sold biggrin.gif

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Posted 25 June 2004 - 06:50 PM

I don't see why not?
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Posted 25 June 2004 - 06:53 PM

please close this.... sad.gif dry.gif

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Posted 25 June 2004 - 07:21 PM

Why this is on topic, it's currently vaporware so it's very possible it could make it into retail hardware!

Imagine being able to deficate in your pants while playing KOTOR2 and having the systems attachment wipe your ass!

You'd be able to play straight through! No more bathroom breaks!

THEY'LL SELL LIKE HOT CAKES!



#6 zot23

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Posted 25 June 2004 - 08:40 PM

mike-

The Xenon is so powerful it will emulate your entire bowel system. No more crapping, no more wiping, no more nothing. It will also eat, sleep, and screw for you. It's that friggin' good!

You think that is something? Wait until MS releases the T1000 Liquid Metal Xbox (Xbox 3). It emulates your entire existence for you and only asks that you provide your body heat for it's sustinence in return. Aw man, but that Halo 6 is gonna kick your ass though!!!



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Posted 25 June 2004 - 08:56 PM

QUOTE (zot23 @ Jun 25 2004, 10:40 PM)
mike-

The Xenon is so powerful it will emulate your entire bowel system. No more crapping, no more wiping, no more nothing. It will also eat, sleep, and screw for you. It's that friggin' good!

You think that is something? Wait until MS releases the T1000 Liquid Metal Xbox (Xbox 3). It emulates your entire existence for you and only asks that you provide your body heat for it's sustinence in return. Aw man, but that Halo 6 is gonna kick your ass though!!!

laugh.gif oh shit , that was good. lol!!!!

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Posted 26 June 2004 - 12:17 AM

i hope the xbox can't wipe ass mad.gif
i don't want some hard shell case coming up my bum sad.gif
not unless the new xbox case is really soft so i wont have a rash afterwards smile.gif

but would you really want to get crap all over it laugh.gif

i should quit typing, this is really disturbing wacko.gif

#9 mike96sc2

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Posted 26 June 2004 - 12:54 AM

Lol thanks guy, I'm cracking up here. I posted this a commentary to people already asking if they can hack the console and everything else. Like someone said so far the Xenon is vaporware, so we really don't know.

I've just been getting a kick out of people wildly running speculation as fact and trying to hack and mod an unseen system. biggrin.gif

Also I would so buy one of these if it did emulate my whole bowel system, just for the "dude check this out" factor

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Posted 26 June 2004 - 04:13 AM

QUOTE (mike96sc2 @ Jun 25 2004, 08:54 PM)
Like someone said so far the Xenon is vaporware, so we really don't know.


HEY IM SOMEONE DAMNIT!



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Posted 26 June 2004 - 04:23 AM

LOL LMFAO!!! HAHAHAHAHAA funniest thread ever and completely makes sense, oh man you guys shold be comedians, i've been laughing for 15 minutes non-stop




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