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#1 Baner


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Posted 14 September 2004 - 06:43 PM

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, “Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?” he ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a name. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.
I didn’t care, my car was parked around the corner and this one had an “Elect John Kerry" bumper sticker on it.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. It’s important at our age.

Edit: Sry for the shitty look, copy and paste from outlook don't work for some reason...

Edited by Baner, 14 September 2004 - 06:52 PM.

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Posted 14 September 2004 - 09:05 PM

Isn't that a TV advert?

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