Types Of Annoying People
Posted 21 February 2003 - 04:15 PM
time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f**k is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
People who are willing to get off their arse to search
the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk
to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and
eat it too".Too F**king right I do! What good is a cake if you
can't eat it?
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of
course it is.Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found
it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say while watching a film "did you see
that?". No tosser,I paid 6 Quid to come to the cinema and stare
at the f**king floor.
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...... Didn't
really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If
it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When people say "life is short". What the f**k?? Life is
the longest damn thing anyone ever f**king does!! What can you
do that's longer?
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has
the bus come yet?".If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*bhead?
People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used
to be'. So what did they used to be? Ears?, Wellington boots?
When your eating something and someone asks 'Is that
nice?' No it's really revolting, I always eat stuff I hate!
People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks!
that's an image I really didn't need.
McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you
unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....
It's has to be a 'Mcchicken Burger', just a 'Chicken Burger' gets a blank
look...........Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes
you Mcf*ckin McTos*er!
Posted 21 February 2003 - 06:23 PM
as loud as possible
Oh and highly strung people who come round fidget about on the edge of the sofa and generaly cant keep their arses still then insist on picking up the most fragile thing in the room. Fuck off out of it your freaking me out
Posted 21 February 2003 - 06:54 PM
Posted 21 February 2003 - 11:32 PM
Posted 22 February 2003 - 12:45 AM
Posted 22 February 2003 - 02:46 AM
Posted 22 February 2003 - 03:47 AM
|QUOTE (Rollo @ Feb 22 2003, 01:45 AM)|
|people that say "is that good?" instead of just askin' for some.|
Its just a nice way to say it...
Posted 22 February 2003 - 04:27 AM
Posted 22 February 2003 - 05:37 AM
and people who do that stupid *cough* thing
Edited by Fuzzy, 22 February 2003 - 05:37 AM.
Posted 22 February 2003 - 10:13 AM
Posted 22 February 2003 - 11:47 AM
|QUOTE (whiffin @ Feb 22 2003, 11:13 AM)|
| Women who wont eat/drink food or drink if it's bought for them, or even accept it if it's offered. But will happily sit there afterwards and eat/drink half of yours!|
Yeah, I hate that shit too.
Happens to me all the damn time, and even if its food she cooked, it still annoys the hell out of me when she takes some off my plate. It's irrational, but there you have it.
Posted 22 February 2003 - 12:00 PM
Thanks, u made my day so much happier
Posted 22 February 2003 - 12:22 PM
btz - Is it just me, or is your avatar a bag of crap?
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