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#1 Deftech

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Posted 31 May 2005 - 07:54 PM

If/when it hits, Im sure it'll come to the 360.

Duke Nukem Forever will be shown at next years E3?!

Umm, this years just ended and they arent planning on showing it for another year?!?!?!

Just for those that arent aware...

This game, err piece of vaporware is the king of ALL vaporware talk. Its been in development since '98. It started using the original Unreal engine, then it was moved to the unreal 2 engine, and until today, I hadnt heard any news regarding it in the past couple years.

http://xbox.1up.com/...ory?cId=3141077

someone read that and tell me I'm not hillucinating blink.gif

#2 prankfurter

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Posted 31 May 2005 - 08:06 PM

i sure hope it finally materializes... man dn3d was so awesome biggrin.gif

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Posted 31 May 2005 - 08:11 PM

The reason it hasnt come out yet is because 3drealms DNF team is a bunch of dumbasses. I used to have direct contact with the DNF team until 2001. They never know which game engine to use and believe me when I say this. They have gone through about every great game engine since 1998. If you are doing nothing but porting over to a new engine, how far do you expect to get with game production? They have screwed themselves because they want to make the "best ever/perfect" first person shooter. The game is getting closer though, so your are not out of your mind deftech. I know we have all been waiting long enough and it is getting very old. Then again I did nothing but wait through the delays for Half-Life 2.

Edited by deftonesmx17, 31 May 2005 - 08:16 PM.


#4 Deftech

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Posted 31 May 2005 - 08:16 PM

QUOTE(deftonesmx17 @ May 31 2005, 05:22 PM)
The reason it hasnt come out yet is because 3drealms is a bunch of dumbasses. I used to have direct contact with the DNF team. They never know which game engine to use and believe me when I say this. They have gone through about every great game engine since 1998. IF you are doing nothing but porting over to a new engine, how far do you expect to get with game production. They have screwed themselves because they want to make the "best ever/perfect" first person shooter. The game is getting closer though, so your are not out of your mind deftech. I know we have all been waiting long enough and it is getting very old. Then agian I did nothing but wait through the delays for Half-Life 2.

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I assumed they kept restarting with new engines, thanks for verifying.

HalfLife 2 is one thing, but we havent seen a Duke in 10 years!

get in touch with them if possible and see what engine they are using laugh.gif

unreal 3 anyone?!

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Posted 31 May 2005 - 08:19 PM

QUOTE(Deftech @ May 31 2005, 03:27 PM)
get in touch with them if possible and see what engine they are using  laugh.gif

I began to drift away from them in 2001 as I saw they were idiots. I wont call them idiots once the game is released, but right now, like you said, its been 10 fucking years and I'm getting pissed.

And what is with you and popcorn all of a sudden?
Here pop.gif

#6 Deftech

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Posted 31 May 2005 - 08:29 PM

QUOTE(deftonesmx17 @ May 31 2005, 05:30 PM)
I began to drift away from them in 2001 as I saw they were idiots. I wont call them idiots once the game is released, but right now, like you said, its been 10 fucking years and I'm getting pissed.

And what is with you and popcorn all of a sudden?
Here  pop.gif

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idiots laugh.gif

all of a sudden? Ive been a huge supporter of the pop.gif for the last month

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its fresh! take some! pop.gif

#7 deftonesmx17

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Posted 31 May 2005 - 08:32 PM

Are you sure you are okay? Do we need to get you checked in somewhere? beerchug.gif

Edited by deftonesmx17, 31 May 2005 - 08:35 PM.


#8 Deftech

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Posted 31 May 2005 - 08:58 PM

QUOTE(deftonesmx17 @ May 31 2005, 05:43 PM)
Are you sure you are okay? Do we need to get you checked in somewhere?  beerchug.gif

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I'm not okay. I said from day one that I need therapy.

Im an ass, an honest one that loves anything Xbox tongue.gif

#9 prankfurter

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Posted 31 May 2005 - 09:20 PM

best kind of ass.... er well maybe not i can think of some better ass wink.gif

anyways lets enjoy some pop.gif and beerchug.gif

#10 Deftech

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Posted 31 May 2005 - 09:23 PM

QUOTE(prankfurter @ May 31 2005, 06:31 PM)
best kind of ass.... er well maybe not i can think of some better ass wink.gif

anyways lets enjoy some  pop.gif and  beerchug.gif

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lol

speaking of asses, I cant wait to see Joannas cool.gif

or LeiFangs and Hitomis and Ayanes..

ok new topic.......

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#11 Twasi

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Posted 01 June 2005 - 12:10 AM

In 2001 they started using Unreal tournament, but in 2002 they scraped the entire game and started from scratch with their own engine, everything in the game is designed by 3d realms, supposedly the engine is finaly completed, but I wouldn't be surprised if they announced another engine change and the game is delayed several more years, If they are telling the truth then the game should be out in a year or two. Even if the game has incredible sales, I don't see how they will make much of a profit due to the 10 years of development time, including restarting from scratch 3 time.

#12 Deftech

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Posted 01 June 2005 - 12:13 AM

QUOTE(Twasi @ May 31 2005, 09:21 PM)
In 2001 they started using Unreal tournament, but in 2002 they scraped the entire game and started from scratch with their own engine, everything in the game is designed by 3d realms, supposedly the engine is finaly completed, but I wouldn't be surprised if they announced another engine change and the game is delayed several more years, If they are telling the truth then the game should be out in a year or two. Even if the game has incredible sales, I don't see how they will make much of a profit due to the 10 years of development time, including restarting from scratch 3 time.

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everyone I know locally, laughs at the thought of it. if some of us bought it, it would be just to see what it turned out like. I couldnt care less if it ever materializes, thats their fault that I feel this way.

for many E3's in a row they kept saying it would be ready soon, then it totally vanished, and they are talking about next years E3 already.

I think this is a good example of history repeating itself beerchug.gif


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Posted 01 June 2005 - 12:19 AM

HAHAHAHAHA

check this out...

This is from 1999 mind you...

http://www.firingsqu...mes/duke4shots/

Time to Kickass and Chew Bubble Gum
It's been so long since we've seen anything on Duke Nukem Forever that it started to replace "Daikatana" and "Prey" as the butt of some one liner jokes in the community.

They were saying that back in '99!!! LOL rotfl.gif

LMAO!! Look at the release date...

http://loaded.com/UK..._Nukem_8118.htm

Duke Nukem Forever

Format: PC game
Release Date: 02/02/2022

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and from this years E3....

RUMOR #5: Duke Nukem Forever has been delayed again.

Source: The official 3D Realms forums.

The official story: "IMO, it's more abusive to the community to continue to talk about and show the game when it's not real close to release."--3D Realms founder George Broussard.

What we heard: Given 3D Realms' adamant mantra that its release date is "when it's done," one can't really say Duke Nukem Forever has been delayed. But the developer's recent refusal of a magazine cover offer set some diehards chirping away that the ship date of the seven-plus-years-in-development game--which was originally slated for release in 2000--has slipped. In response, Broussard posted a lengthy diatribe on the 3D Realm forums, saying, "What's the point of leading people on? The best thing we can, and should do, is to shut up, finish the game and start showing it and talking about it when it's near enough to release that people can actually see light at the end of the tunnel." Enough said.

Bogus or not bogus?: Bogus. It has always been delayed.

Good grief its Duke Nukem, slap some cuss words in it, nice graphics, some strippers and let her rip.

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Posted 01 June 2005 - 11:56 AM

QUOTE(Deftech @ Jun 1 2005, 01:30 AM)
Good grief its Duke Nukem, slap some cuss words in it, nice graphics, some strippers and let her rip.

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#15 netdroid9

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Posted 01 June 2005 - 12:19 PM

This better be better than Halo 4.

And that's not a typo.




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