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#16 buttface96

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Posted 21 September 2005 - 04:13 PM

I'm sure you guys remember all of this:

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bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.


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eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something


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Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.
bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.
Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this shit is HOTT.
Katie_007: ...
bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
Katie_007: whatever.



There was a lot more of that, but I think this was one of the funniest things posted on X-S.

#17 Psykomantis00

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Posted 21 September 2005 - 06:31 PM

The guy that posted in the Automotive forums about his CRX that had 500 some horse power and was turbo'd and all this then he posts pics of a completely stock CRX haha that was a good one.

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Posted 21 September 2005 - 06:38 PM

QUOTE(buttface96 @ Sep 21 2005, 11:24 AM)
I'm sure you guys remember all of this:
There was a lot more of that, but I think this was one of the funniest things posted on X-S.

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Yeah, but those are not "original Xbox-Scene."
They are from IM clients.

#19 thewickedjester

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Posted 21 September 2005 - 06:56 PM

QUOTE(Psykomantis00 @ Sep 21 2005, 01:42 PM)
The guy that posted in the Automotive forums about his CRX that had 500 some horse power and was turbo'd and all this then he posts pics of a completely stock CRX haha that was a good one.

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Not only was it stock in the drivetrain, it was just a body kit... a very poorly installed one to

#20 EverestX

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Posted 21 September 2005 - 10:27 PM

QUOTE(leijae @ Sep 21 2005, 12:36 AM)
there was a post about the real peter griffin, and somebody, i can't remember who, posted a half nude picture of himself in his bathroom.

and... its not cool to quote yourself.  unless your rick james.

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Yeah that was Imadouche... Wait NO, it was itsme123...

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Posted 22 September 2005 - 01:36 AM

Now I've never even heard of the "I put on my robe and wizard hat" rolleyes.gif

#22 Alex548

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Posted 22 September 2005 - 01:46 AM

QUOTE(EverestX @ Sep 21 2005, 02:38 PM)
Yeah that was Imadouche... Wait NO, it was itsme123...

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What the hell was that about anyway? The subject was Peter Griffin and a yearbook picture of a guy that looked just like him.

All of a sudden itsme123 posts a picture of himself half naked.... I never looked at that thread again after that.

#23 I Want More CowBell

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Posted 22 September 2005 - 08:35 PM

im not sure who said it...but these are not the exact words...but i thought it was pretty damn funny when i saw it:

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MS told me it would take 2 to 4 weeks to ship, i was like are they delivering shit on horseback now!


requote me if im wrong...or if someone else can find the quote

#24 speed_racer88

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 04:22 AM

QUOTE(Modderxtrordanare @ Sep 19 2005, 10:20 PM)
Which one lol?  laugh.gif
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the "soupy your such a sumbass tongue.gif" quote was me tongue.gif

#25 SilentAssasin64

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 04:34 AM

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11:21 pm and im bored, so im going to attempt to take apart my xbox. what can i do when im in there? is ther e anyhting easy and not risky i can do?
11:27 these screws are really long!!! now how do i get the top off
11:32 finnaly the top is off. now what. HEY i have the thomson drive!!! is that good?? everything is neat!!!. how do i get out the dvd and hdd
11:36 holy crap i broke it...


Probably the funniest I've ever seen here.

#26 soupy_31

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 04:24 AM

QUOTE(SilentAssasin64 @ Sep 25 2005, 11:45 PM)
Probably the funniest I've ever seen here.

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ahahahahaha who said that? dpes anybody have the link?

EDIT: nvm, I found it! biggrin.gif

Edited by soupy_31, 27 September 2005 - 04:28 AM.


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Posted 28 September 2005 - 03:01 AM

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I'm sure you guys remember all of this:

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bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.


QUOTE
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something


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Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.
bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.
Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this shit is HOTT.
Katie_007: ...
bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
Katie_007: whatever.



There was a lot more of that, but I think this was one of the funniest things posted on X-S.

after hearing that for the 20th time, it kind of loses its hilarity

#28 killerbootsman

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 03:12 AM

QUOTE(runawaywarthog @ Sep 27 2005, 08:12 PM)
after hearing that for the 20th time, it kind of loses its hilarity

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then don't read it dipshit

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 06:08 AM

lol 20 times

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Posted 29 September 2005 - 05:36 AM

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Dude do you have to keep crapping up these forums by posting every single idea that pops up in your head?....And last but not least if you have any dumb ideas or fantasies on how to turn your xbox into some disco music box make sure to not post that in the exploits section for quite obvious reasons.
Consider this a warning.

thats a krayzie quote,

lol
and if anyone wants the topic its here

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