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#1 Arvarden

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Posted 30 January 2006 - 08:30 PM

A middle aged gentleman was driving down a street when he heard a loud thud and promptly stopped to investigate the cause. He stepped out of his car and saw a cat lying next to the pavement. He prodded the cat and it seemed to be on it's last legs so he grabbed his carjack and finished him off.

He reported the incident at his local police station and went on his way.

One week later the police turned up to his door and arrested the gentleman for animal cruelty. The guy was slightly bemused, he insisted to the officiers that he did not kill the cat on purpose but carried out a humane act to end the cats suffering.

The officer pointed out to the gentleman that the cat he clubbed to death was grabbing some sun and infact the cat he had hit was still imbedded in his spoiler.



#2 killerbootsman

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 02:14 AM

w0wzorzz!!



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Posted 05 April 2006 - 06:22 PM

His spoiler? Was the guy driving backwards?

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Posted 05 April 2006 - 07:24 PM

QUOTE(metaldevil @ Apr 5 2006, 12:29 PM) View Post

His spoiler? Was the guy driving backwards?

and upside down? lol

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Posted 05 April 2006 - 09:40 PM

A spoiler can be many things. Heck, even hub caps are occasionly called spoilers smile.gif

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Posted 05 April 2006 - 11:06 PM

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They're probably referring to the front under body spoiler.

#7 CattyKid

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Posted 06 April 2006 - 03:12 AM

Well, I guess that spoiled his day!

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Posted 06 April 2006 - 05:21 AM

Whad'ya DO?
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Posted 06 April 2006 - 06:37 AM

QUOTE(throwingks @ Apr 5 2006, 11:28 PM) View Post

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i dont know man, that huge freaking cat just came out of nowhere while i was backing down the driveway, what i couldnt understand is why it had contruction-orange spray paint on it laugh.gif

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Posted 06 April 2006 - 06:40 AM

QUOTE(throwingks @ Apr 6 2006, 12:28 AM) View Post

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Worst. Photochop. Ever.

Wtf? Is that supposed to be blood.

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Posted 06 April 2006 - 06:55 AM

Hey, I am no pro. I did it quick, and got my point across. IPB Image

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Posted 07 April 2006 - 02:33 AM

QUOTE(throwingks @ Apr 5 2006, 11:28 PM) View Post

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LOL laugh.gif laugh.gif That made my day! smile.gif biggrin.gif laugh.gif jester.gif

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Posted 07 April 2006 - 02:50 AM

QUOTE(xboxbox451 @ Apr 5 2006, 11:47 PM) View Post

Worst. Photochop. Ever.

Wtf? Is that supposed to be blood.

How DARE you call that a photochop... dry.gif

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i dont know man, that huge freaking cat just came out of nowhere while i was backing down the driveway, what i couldnt understand is why it had contruction-orange spray paint on it laugh.gif

LOL!






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