First of all, the story is partially lifted from the first Mortal Kombat movie. Now, as ridiculous as that movie was, the action was awesome: old school kung-fu flicks awesome (well, almost). Not even the action in this movie can save it. Now, I knew this movie was going to be a steaming pile of shit from the trailer earlier this year, but I had no idea just how large a pile it was aiming to be: large enough to extinguish the sun.
Aside from the fact that all the girls look anorexic, they're cute. The chick that plays Helena is especially cute, I mean, really fucking cute. What a smile on that fucking girl! Unfortunately, their cuteness didn't always distract me from how abysmal the film is.
In relation to the game, I honestly don't know what parts come from the game beside character names and the title as the game's storyline(s) is/are only mildly less convoluted than the movie's. Get this: the bitches even play volleyball at some point. There are some love stories in this, too. I'm speechless just as you are.
What little intelligence I did possess has been stolen from me by having seen this movie. I feel I've lost all use of my mental faculties. Shit, I don't even know how I typed this (maybe with my feet?). Goddamn, this movie sucks. It's like a mental blackhole. I think I'd better go read a dictionary and an encyclopedia to combat this stupidity virus spreading through my brain.
Did I mention the chick that played Helena is cute?
Edited by metaldevil, 10 December 2006 - 02:26 PM.