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10 Signs You Might Be Playing To Much Gears Of War


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#1 twistedsymphony

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Posted 11 December 2006 - 03:13 PM

10.-You shout "BOOM!" whenever you see an explosion (on the news/movies/other games) and then giggle like a little girl.

9.-You hear a baby/small child/animal screeming and start mumbling to yourself about #$%&@ wretches.

8.-You say "Nice!" in responce to just about everything.

6.-When walking down the street at night you duck and run between each lit area to stay away from the kryll.

7.-Whenever you hear a small engine rev you get all paranoid and start looking around for a locust with a chainsaw.

6.-You double check every corner everywhere you go just incase there are some dogtags there.

5.-Someone pisses you off so you bust out a laser pointer and shine it on them while you wait for the hammer to drop... Then you think it probably doesnt' work because you're indoors.

4.-You see a dead animal on the side of the road so you run up and say "good to go", then when you realize you're too late you say sorry before remembering that they can't hear you once they're dead.

3.-You see a large crater in the ground near a construction site and without thinking you take your cell phone out of your pocket and lob it in... just in-case.

2.-You try to active reload the batteries on your wirless controller but get the timing wrong and it jams, so you swear at it and smack it around a bit.

1.-You consider the birth of your first born "Emergence Day"


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Edited by twistedsymphony, 11 December 2006 - 03:17 PM.


#2 cerealkillajme

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Posted 11 December 2006 - 03:21 PM

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Think #5 is my favorite

#3 soul-assassin

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Posted 11 December 2006 - 03:41 PM

Unfortunately I did #8 too much before this game came it, and playing it has only made me super aware of it.

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Posted 11 December 2006 - 04:00 PM

My fav is #4, halarious stuff

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Posted 11 December 2006 - 04:46 PM

Awsome. laugh.gif I liked #3.

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Posted 11 December 2006 - 06:32 PM

totally awesome. muhaha.gif

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Posted 11 December 2006 - 08:02 PM

I think I've always done #8 as well... only after Borat came out did I add his accent to it...

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Posted 11 December 2006 - 09:31 PM

I find myself going to the food store with my family and just yelling "REGROUP!" when I am ready to check out.
that has definately got to be GOW related wink.gif
also, I think my wife has the Berserker gene in her blood, I always have to be slow and silent when near her.

Edited by jabroniekilla, 11 December 2006 - 09:32 PM.


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Posted 12 December 2006 - 12:33 AM

Ahhh god! 10 and 8, I say them all the time, even at unrelated shit! jester.gif

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Posted 12 December 2006 - 12:42 AM

I do #8 all the time lol laugh.gif

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Posted 12 December 2006 - 12:49 AM

I keep expecting him to say "Bite my shiny metal ass!" all the time now, never happens though laugh.gif

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Posted 12 December 2006 - 05:21 AM

haha, nice list.

Me and my friend are always quoting Marcus
"Yup Baird, Ya did"
"Yup, kinda wish I hadn't"
"Dip shit"

Add that to the fact that I had a dream that I was in a real life multiplayer match of Gears.....(Prob the coolest dream I have ever had tongue.gif )...I would say I had been playing to much.

Oh, and making the locust running noise while pretending to do a roadie run.....lol

Edited by Tripme, 12 December 2006 - 05:23 AM.


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Posted 12 December 2006 - 03:16 PM

hah good stuff laugh.gif

My friends and I don't even call it Gears of War anymore. We've affectionately nicknamed the game "Chainsaw to the face". We'll just be sitting around and someone will look over and say "So.... does your ma.... want some.... ... ... ...chainsaw to the face?" and it's game on. laugh.gif laugh.gif

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Posted 12 December 2006 - 05:38 PM

Nice!

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Posted 21 December 2006 - 05:42 AM

Two thumbs up. Overall very funny. Give my props to #4. smile.gif




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