9.-You hear a baby/small child/animal screeming and start mumbling to yourself about #$%&@ wretches.
8.-You say "Nice!" in responce to just about everything.
6.-When walking down the street at night you duck and run between each lit area to stay away from the kryll.
7.-Whenever you hear a small engine rev you get all paranoid and start looking around for a locust with a chainsaw.
6.-You double check every corner everywhere you go just incase there are some dogtags there.
5.-Someone pisses you off so you bust out a laser pointer and shine it on them while you wait for the hammer to drop... Then you think it probably doesnt' work because you're indoors.
4.-You see a dead animal on the side of the road so you run up and say "good to go", then when you realize you're too late you say sorry before remembering that they can't hear you once they're dead.
3.-You see a large crater in the ground near a construction site and without thinking you take your cell phone out of your pocket and lob it in... just in-case.
2.-You try to active reload the batteries on your wirless controller but get the timing wrong and it jams, so you swear at it and smack it around a bit.
1.-You consider the birth of your first born "Emergence Day"
Edited by twistedsymphony, 11 December 2006 - 03:17 PM.