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#16 Modderxtrordanare

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Posted 21 December 2006 - 07:07 AM

QUOTE(trilobyte man @ Dec 20 2006, 10:37 PM) View Post

Yo Momma's so dumb... She starved to death in Walmart. sleeping.gif pop.gif iamwithstupid.gif

[Edit: I came to XS before everyone else who has posted on this topic so far cool.gif]


BCFosheezy was here in '03.

#17 G0t M4xx 21

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Posted 21 December 2006 - 08:46 AM

QUOTE(Modderxtrordanare @ Dec 21 2006, 12:14 AM) View Post

BCFosheezy was here in '03.


so was Arvarden and hamwbone

#18 Raging Walrus

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Posted 21 December 2006 - 10:16 AM

Yo momma's so fat, that when she went into the ocean, the water got out and said, "I'll wait for my turn again."

~Brad Thompson (always was a classic)

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Posted 21 December 2006 - 10:25 AM

Yo Momma's so dumb, she pulled a U-Turn in a round-a-bout' ohmy.gif


#20 w2kj

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Posted 21 December 2006 - 02:58 PM

Yo momma is so fat she wakes up in sections!


#21 hamwbone

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Posted 21 December 2006 - 03:17 PM

yo mama is so fat when i have sex with her i have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot!

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Posted 21 December 2006 - 03:38 PM

Here's a classic: Yo momma is so poor that her front door and her back door are on the same hinge.



BTW, when did it start mattering how long someone has been a member?


Edited by BCfosheezy, 21 December 2006 - 03:40 PM.


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Posted 21 December 2006 - 04:01 PM

Yo-mamma is like a 7-11 shes open to customers 24 hours a day.

Edited by Nubbs, 21 December 2006 - 04:01 PM.


#24 BCfosheezy

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Posted 21 December 2006 - 04:11 PM

QUOTE(Nubbs @ Dec 21 2006, 09:08 AM) View Post
Yo-mamma is like a 7-11 shes open to customers 24 hours a day.


Yo momma so nasty that I called her and got an ear infection.



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Posted 21 December 2006 - 04:58 PM

QUOTE(hamwbone @ Dec 21 2006, 08:24 AM) View Post

yo mama is so fat when i have sex with her i have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot!


That is most possibly the best and most horrific "your mom" joke I have ever heard..

And it appears none of you have ever heard "yo momma" by the Pharcyde. Go check it out, you'll laugh your ass off..

#26 Fragnarok

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Posted 21 December 2006 - 07:35 PM

Yo momma is so nasty, That when she posted something on this forum, my computer got a virus........ AND SO DID I!!!!

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Posted 21 December 2006 - 08:53 PM

Your momma is so cheap and easy, that when i paid her the $1 for her services, she asked if she could keep the change.

#28 hamwbone

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Posted 21 December 2006 - 09:58 PM

QUOTE(EverestX @ Dec 21 2006, 05:05 PM) View Post

That is most possibly the best and most horrific "your mom" joke I have ever heard..


i have done my job then.... wink.gif

/retires from thread

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Posted 22 December 2006 - 02:09 AM

yo mamma so fat that when you have sex with her, you dont get an STD, you get cholesterol

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Posted 22 December 2006 - 03:44 AM

yo momma is so fat she sweats Ragu.




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