at roughly 9:45 this evening, a frantic call was placed to 911.. the caller was in shock as he tried to describe what he had witnessed. the dispatcher did his best to calm down the caller and managed to get something about a rogue copy of forza motorsports 2 attacking his xbox 360. having heard other reports of this nature, the dispatcher immediately dispatched a nearby unit.
paramedics rushed to the scene and found that the console had lost it's video output and was extremely hot. one of the paramedics sustained 2nd degree burns on his hand trying to hold it.. the paramedics tried resetting the console in an attempt to save it, but all hope was lost when the console finally put up the red ring of death. the console's death was recorded at 9:47pm.
the distraught owner declined to comment., but police say the suspect is still at large.
there will be no burial service, but there will be a wake for those who wish to pay their respects.
.. thank god for best buy service plans!
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