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#1 msn25

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Posted 17 June 2003 - 11:20 PM

This question was on a job application for M$...

What would you do...

You're driving along in your brand new 2 seat sports car in the pouring rain when you come up to a bus stop. At the bus stop you see an elderly woman coughing and hacking, apparently about to die, she needs immiediate help to survive. Right next to her is your life-long friend who once saved your life. Across the street you see the person of your dreams. The person you've spent many nights dreaming about. Not necessarily the hottest person in the world, but the one you match perfectly with out of the whole world.

WHAT DO YOU DO?


If you've heard or seen the response...please let others give it a try!



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#2 Oger

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Posted 17 June 2003 - 11:32 PM

Grab the old lady and race to the hospital.... the friend will understand and the hottie can wait LOL

#3 XeroKitsune

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Posted 17 June 2003 - 11:33 PM

Personaly I'd toss my friend the keys, and ask him to take the lady to the hosibitable. And offer to share my umbrella with the person of my dreams. Now if he had to borrow my computer ... that be diffrent, a car I don't mind as much. =^.^=

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Posted 17 June 2003 - 11:36 PM

I would pull over and pick up the girl I spent many nights dreaming about....

As for the old lady I don't know her so who cares.

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Posted 17 June 2003 - 11:56 PM

i would... tell my friend to take my sports car to the hospital w/the old lady (he saved my life, i'm sure he'll save hers) and then i would walk in the rain with my new love wink.gif

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Posted 17 June 2003 - 11:58 PM

coughing and hacking? hacking?! hacking is bad, MS frowns on it - i'd run her over, tip my hat to my friend, then go pickup the girl and drive off into the sunset

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Posted 18 June 2003 - 12:01 AM

pretend the old lady is the hot girl and go apeshit

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Posted 18 June 2003 - 12:02 AM

I'd just take the old lady and save her (NO CPR THOUGH dry.gif ) to impress the girl, then beat up my friend to make myself seem super-cool.

Sidenote: Girls dig guys that save old ladies and beat up people... I saw it on "Real TV"...

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Posted 18 June 2003 - 01:10 AM

I'd jump out the car and help the old lady out. 1. Your friend will see that you're even a better friend for helping others that are in need. He'd jump in the driver seat to take over. 2. The girl of your dreams will see how sweet you are for helping out an elderly woman in the rain and she'll run over to help too. From there, it's a win/win situation. wink.gif

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Posted 18 June 2003 - 01:56 AM

give them the finger, splash bolth them with water. and get home to bone your girl, while smoking blunts and drinking forty Oz .

now thats an awnser.

and that question is a retorical question there is now awnser thats write or wrong. they want you to explain why you did what you did.

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Posted 18 June 2003 - 02:03 AM

QUOTE
and that question is a retorical question there is now awnser thats write or wrong. they want you to explain why you did what you did.


well...technically there is a right answer...one that satisfies all the needs. but your right in that its a question for the imagination.

the answer that best fits or so M$ said...like a few of yall had said...

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i would... tell my friend to take my sports car to the hospital w/the old lady (he saved my life, i'm sure he'll save hers) and then i would walk in the rain with my new love



#12 Oger

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Posted 18 June 2003 - 02:04 AM

good call

just gota explain it well

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Posted 18 June 2003 - 02:53 AM

so the guy that was smoking blunts and drinking 40s is wrong?
i dont believe.....

#14 feflicker

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Posted 18 June 2003 - 03:06 AM

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You're driving along in your brand new 2 seat sports car in the pouring rain


You don't have to do anything. You can get any chick you want with a "brand new 2 seat sports car". And your friend will continue to like you, since you have the car and the chicks flocking around you.

As for the old lady, she probably hates young whipper-snappers in fast cars, and is probably ready to die anyway... jester.gif




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