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> The 'yo Momma' Game, Hopefully this won't be deleted/I won't get banned
Raging Walrus
post Dec 20 2006, 03:23 AM
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Anyways, if you don't know what I mean by this, here's an example:

Me: Yo momma's so fat, __________________
You: Well yo momma's so stupid, ___________________
Me: Well YO momma is so dumb, ___________________
etc, and so on.

It's basically 'say something about the poster above you' except it's telling them about how their momma is so this, so that, etc. Let's get started shall we?

















.............that means someone give me a yo momma joke.

(NOTE: This thread is just a game, this is not an offense to all the moms out there)
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o The Drizzle o
post Dec 20 2006, 04:02 AM
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Yo momma is so UGLY that even Stevie Wonder wont look at her
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post Dec 20 2006, 05:20 AM
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QUOTE(o The Drizzle o @ Dec 19 2006, 09:09 PM) *
Yo momma is so UGLY that even Stevie Wonder wont look at her
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Yo momma's pussy is so nasty, they make people eat it on fear factor.

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post Dec 20 2006, 06:27 AM
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Your mom is so hairy, your grandma almost died of fricton burn giving birth to your mom.
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post Dec 20 2006, 11:33 AM
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yo mama is so fat, she uses a queen size matress for a maxipad.
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post Dec 20 2006, 02:55 PM
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QUOTE(hamwbone @ Dec 20 2006, 04:40 AM) *
yo mama is so fat, she uses a queen size matress for a maxipad.




Yo momma so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.

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post Dec 20 2006, 05:41 PM
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Yo momma's so fat, she went to K-Mart, tripped over Wal-Mart, and landed in Target.
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post Dec 20 2006, 06:05 PM
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QUOTE(Raging Walrus @ Dec 20 2006, 10:48 AM) *
Yo momma's so fat, she went to K-Mart, tripped over Wal-Mart, and landed in Target.




Yo momma's breath is so nasty, when she coughs..... her teeth duck.

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post Dec 20 2006, 08:43 PM
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yo mama is so fat, the went to the huntin shop in her pajamas and was acused of stealing a duck call and stink bate...ill never know where she put it all
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post Dec 20 2006, 09:25 PM
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^ wasnt that on one of the redneck shows?

anyways...

Your mom is so NASTY that even brian peppers wouldnt do her
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post Dec 20 2006, 09:57 PM
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^Your mom is so rough the dog scratches it's ass on her face.
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post Dec 20 2006, 10:00 PM
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Yo momma got a glass eye with a fish in it..
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post Dec 20 2006, 10:01 PM
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Yo momma is on two diets....... cuz one didn't feed the bitch enough.
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post Dec 20 2006, 11:26 PM
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Your mom is so UGLY, shes on the national "Do Not Fuck" List
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post Dec 21 2006, 05:30 AM
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Yo Momma's so dumb... She starved to death in Walmart. sleeping.gif pop.gif iamwithstupid.gif

[Edit: I came to XS before everyone else who has posted on this topic so far cool.gif]

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