I saw this movie last night, or earlier today depending on how you look at it.
First of all, the story is partially lifted from the first Mortal Kombat movie. Now, as ridiculous as that movie was, the action was awesome: old school kung-fu flicks awesome (well, almost). Not even the action in this movie can save it. Now, I knew this movie was going to be a steaming pile of shit from the trailer earlier this year, but I had no idea just how large a pile it was aiming to be: large enough to extinguish the sun.
Aside from the fact that all the girls look anorexic, they're cute. The chick that plays Helena is especially cute, I mean, really fucking cute.
What a smile on that fucking girl!
Unfortunately, their cuteness didn't always distract me from how abysmal the film is.
In relation to the game, I honestly don't know what parts come from the game beside character names and the title as the game's storyline(s) is/are only mildly less convoluted than the movie's. Get this: the bitches even play volleyball at some point.
There are some love stories in this, too. I'm speechless just as you are.
What little intelligence I
did possess has been stolen from me by having seen this movie. I feel I've lost all use of my mental faculties. Shit, I don't even know how I typed this (maybe with my feet?). Goddamn, this movie sucks. It's like a mental blackhole. I think I'd better go read a dictionary and an encyclopedia to combat this stupidity virus spreading through my brain.
Did I mention the chick that played Helena is cute?
This post has been edited by metaldevil: Dec 10 2006, 02:26 PM
Dead Or Alive, It's worse than you might have thought. Really.
Dec 10 2006, 02:04 PM
lol