I know how you feel but this is all part of installing a spider! almost no install is easy or robust ... it can take a long period of time before you see the spidy menu appear and all of this comes down to one simple problem ...
The stupid spiderchip is not making a good contact with the LPC holes. You need to fiddle with the chip
Move it a touch to the left
a touch to the right
back a ittle
and turn off and on between each slight adjustment and make sure the screw is down firmly but dont overtighten as this will damage the thread
apply pressure with a plastic or wooden object and see if you get better results !
Check out HackDaBox's Spiderchip Squeeze Guide !
Good Luck !