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> The 'yo Momma' Game, Hopefully this won't be deleted/I won't get banned
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post Dec 21 2006, 07:07 AM
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QUOTE(trilobyte man @ Dec 20 2006, 10:37 PM) *

Yo Momma's so dumb... She starved to death in Walmart. sleeping.gif pop.gif iamwithstupid.gif

[Edit: I came to XS before everyone else who has posted on this topic so far cool.gif]


BCFosheezy was here in '03.
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post Dec 21 2006, 08:46 AM
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QUOTE(Modderxtrordanare @ Dec 21 2006, 12:14 AM) *

BCFosheezy was here in '03.


so was Arvarden and hamwbone
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post Dec 21 2006, 10:16 AM
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Yo momma's so fat, that when she went into the ocean, the water got out and said, "I'll wait for my turn again."

~Brad Thompson (always was a classic)
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post Dec 21 2006, 10:25 AM
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Yo Momma's so dumb, she pulled a U-Turn in a round-a-bout' ohmy.gif
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post Dec 21 2006, 02:58 PM
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Yo momma is so fat she wakes up in sections!
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post Dec 21 2006, 03:17 PM
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yo mama is so fat when i have sex with her i have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot!
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post Dec 21 2006, 03:38 PM
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Here's a classic: Yo momma is so poor that her front door and her back door are on the same hinge.



BTW, when did it start mattering how long someone has been a member?



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post Dec 21 2006, 04:01 PM
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Yo-mamma is like a 7-11 shes open to customers 24 hours a day.

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post Dec 21 2006, 04:11 PM
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QUOTE(Nubbs @ Dec 21 2006, 09:08 AM) *
Yo-mamma is like a 7-11 shes open to customers 24 hours a day.


Yo momma so nasty that I called her and got an ear infection.

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post Dec 21 2006, 04:58 PM
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QUOTE(hamwbone @ Dec 21 2006, 08:24 AM) *

yo mama is so fat when i have sex with her i have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot!


That is most possibly the best and most horrific "your mom" joke I have ever heard..

And it appears none of you have ever heard "yo momma" by the Pharcyde. Go check it out, you'll laugh your ass off..
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post Dec 21 2006, 07:35 PM
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Yo momma is so nasty, That when she posted something on this forum, my computer got a virus........ AND SO DID I!!!!
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Your momma is so cheap and easy, that when i paid her the $1 for her services, she asked if she could keep the change.
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post Dec 21 2006, 09:58 PM
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QUOTE(EverestX @ Dec 21 2006, 05:05 PM) *

That is most possibly the best and most horrific "your mom" joke I have ever heard..


i have done my job then.... wink.gif

/retires from thread
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post Dec 22 2006, 02:09 AM
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yo mamma so fat that when you have sex with her, you dont get an STD, you get cholesterol
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post Dec 22 2006, 03:44 AM
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yo momma is so fat she sweats Ragu.
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