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RadATI
post Mar 27 2006, 06:09 AM
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This was on another forum but I thought it would be funny and cheerful to start one here.

You know you played too much Geometry Wars when... (Please add more as you come up with it and have fun! biggrin.gif )

-when you discover your friend has passed you on the leaderboard and you REALLY get upset at him, then you waste the next several hours of your life trying to get your manhood back.

-when your reflexes get trained to the point where you could catch a fly with chopsticks

-when you believe deep down that the 360 was well worth $400 just based on GW alone

- You are frightened of any cereal with various kinds of shapes, especially Lucky Charms with the horseshoes.

-When you rub all the rubber fiction pads off your joysticks

-When you scored your all-time high score (5 million) on a business trip in a hotel and you buy a $100.00 network adapter just so you can register your score from the hotels wireless network

-When you and your girlfriend are looking at stars at night while she's searching for stars, you're searching for shapes

- You consider enrolling in an anger management class when you die with 9 bombs left.

- You failed geometry in school because you were studying the wrong kind of material.

- You play GWRE more than any other game you have.

- You stop taking illegal drugs and use GWRE as a substitute for your addictions.

(A lot of these are thanks to K4rn4ge)

Keep 'em comin' !! biggrin.gif
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post Mar 27 2006, 11:19 AM
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You know you played too much Geometry Wars when...



......you go to take a piss but when you look down you imagine seeing millions of those diamond gnats emerge from the tip of you penis and then try to swat them away spraying urine everywhere.

sry I'm drunk beerchug.gif


yay I passed 100 posts!

pop.gif all around

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post Mar 27 2006, 12:01 PM
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Very funny...
False advertising. I'd suggest this post be moved to the comedy forum except that none of those are funny. Whoever this "K4rn4ge" fellow is must still be enthralled by the "Why did the chicken cross the road" joke.

QUOTE(RadATI @ Mar 27 2006, 12:16 AM) *
- You play GWRE more than any other game you have.
Yeah, I nearly coughed up my left nut laughing at that. dry.gif

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post Mar 27 2006, 02:07 PM
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post Mar 27 2006, 02:10 PM
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You Played Too Much Geometry Wars When...


you make this stupid topic tongue.gif
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post Mar 27 2006, 04:15 PM
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QUOTE(redwolf @ Mar 27 2006, 08:17 AM) *

You Played Too Much Geometry Wars When...
you make this stupid topic tongue.gif


LMFAO!!!

We have a WINNER! laugh.gif
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post Mar 27 2006, 06:59 PM
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You know you play too much geometry wars when you can sit down at night and ponder the philosophical and psychological meanings behind the different aspects of the game (including why it is so addicting)

..seriously I wrote a paper on this
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post Mar 27 2006, 09:38 PM
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when you hear sounds throughout the day and you equate it to something being killed in the game

when you close your eyes to go to sleep and all you can see is a mesh of colors and shapes from the game

both of those happened to me frequently for the week i played geometry wars hardcore
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post Mar 28 2006, 01:50 AM
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when you start making up reasons why the game hates you

mine has recently becoming the hell spawn of satan with rediculous waves at 100,000 points that I rarely saw at 2mil

I have played GW at least 10x more than any other game I own for 360
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post Mar 28 2006, 02:30 AM
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QUOTE(yaazz @ Mar 27 2006, 01:06 PM) *

You know you play too much geometry wars when you can sit down at night and ponder the philosophical and psychological meanings behind the different aspects of the game (including why it is so addicting)

..seriously I wrote a paper on this


LMFAO!! I wrote one too! biggrin.gif

Can you show it here on the forums?
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post Mar 28 2006, 11:20 AM
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QUOTE(lostboyz @ Mar 27 2006, 06:57 PM) *

mine has recently becoming the hell spawn of satan with rediculous waves at 100,000 points that I rarely saw at 2mil



whew good I'm not the only one with satanic hell spawn! muhaha.gif
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post Mar 29 2006, 07:30 AM
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Meh, might as well join in!

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post Mar 29 2006, 02:08 PM
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You've played too much geometry wars when

...you start making PC ports of the game that just suck in comparison.
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post Mar 29 2006, 09:02 PM
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you know you've played to much Geometry Wars when you say "just one more time" realizing you said that 20x ago
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post Mar 29 2006, 10:41 PM
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QUOTE(DjO @ Mar 29 2006, 12:09 PM) *

you know you've played to much Geometry Wars when you say "just one more time" realizing you said that 20x ago


LOL, so true!
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