The Confession Booth, Repent! Sinners!! Options

[Arvarden]

Don’t you hate public toilets that A) have tracing paper as toilet paper or no toilet paper? After taking a wet dump I discovered my single cubical had no paper. I used my inchoative and decided to use my boxer shirts to do the dirty deed and they did the trick, although a little roughly.

I threw them down the bog and flushed the chain, to my horror the water level began to rise along with some of my excrement. Needless to say I made a clean getaway.

What are your confessions? Cleanse yourselves!!

[BAKUH]

I had to go take a dump when i was little in a grocery store. i went to the bathroom and missed the toilet by like 4 feet and took a dump in the middle of the bathroom floor and left it. but i was young

[Arjun]

I would like to apologize to the dude who was walking infront of me after 2nd period on Thursday. I noticed that your backpack was open. So I decided to fill it up with snow, making sure you wouldn't notice. And I'm sure, as you walked into the building, where it is heated, all of the snow melted over your binders and text books. The worst part is we had homeroom after that, w hich means you wouldn't have opened your back pack for a good half hour.

[gcskate27]

ive stolen TONS of shit from work...

im a chef and ive probably stolen literally tons of chicken, steak, salmon, shrimp, aligator (gotta at least try it right?), lobster tails, random produce/spices/condiments, etc... and on the rare occation, liquor/beer ...


AND ID DO IT AGAIN MUAHHHAHAHAHHAHAA

*free food, esp expensive shit, is awesome... and besides, youd be surprised just how much stuff is wasted...

[vide0bug13]

It wuzent Lee Harvey Oswald... its was me

[Arjun]

Oh, yea, I've stolen mad shit too. I just don't consider it wrong, so no need to confess. (It's wrong, but it's more of a game/skill now.)

[gcskate27]

well alright, ive not done much mean to people but there was this one summer where my firends and i would go out and skate all night and drive around... wed eat and pick up drinks and shit so the car would get somewhat dirty towards the end... we ended up picking this one random house to dump all the shit off at at the end of the night... so every morning these people had to wake up to a lawn covered in random trash... we made up stories as to what theyd be like and their little stake outs they must have held and whatnot, it was funny...


not that mean but hella inconvenient...

[CattyKid]

I DID eat the cookie.
I'm sorry Mom

[Fuzzy]

Sometimes giving her a massage is more fun for me.

[_iffy]

^ CattyKids mom?

[crackfeen]

my sister told me that it was impossible to cheat through college...
so i would like to repent for not taking more than 2 tests without some kind of cheating for these past 3 years... oh yeah i'd do it again... sometimes teamwork gets more done... (and better)

[Hoppy]

At a party one night a few years back at some random kids house, a monster fistfight broke out. Everyone was fighting each other out on the front lawn.


While that was going on, me and two of my buddies were busying ourselves completely destroying the inside of the kids house. I'm sure his parents were real happy to come home.


The best part was when the three of us escaped, we called the cops on the bunch of drunken retards.

[XPxAxBxLxOX]

At a party one night a few years back at some random kids house, a monster fistfight broke out. Everyone was fighting each other out on the front lawn.
While that was going on, me and two of my buddies were busying ourselves completely destroying the inside of the kids house. I'm sure his parents were real happy to come home.
The best part was when the three of us escaped, we called the cops on the bunch of drunken retards.

You are a dickhead!

[BAKUH]

You are a dickhead!

i agree man

[gcskate27]

think a priest would say something like that? cmon, this is the confessional... without all that bullshit catholic stuff