The Guy Game, Not quite extensive...but still Options

[gundamhr]

Alright, so I'm reading a review on Halo2 at ign.com, and they've got an ad for this game, "the guy game" you can't help but notice cleavage and a nice bodies tons of em. So I go out and pick up the game, from Blockbuster anyways. Play it for a bit, and realize what a mistake it was. The dvd/vcr is for "porn" not the xbox. Anyways, i guess you can say graphics aren't bad, but of course this is XBox we're talking about. There are tons of videos with tons of things little 5 yr olds shouldn't be seeing. I guess you can say its a mix of Girls Gone Wild and You Don't Know Jack? Anyways, after playing it for about 30 mins, I realized it wasn't worth it, I'd rather go drool at pictures of Halo2 or some other game.

Audio-What would you expect from a game like this? Can't really give it a 10 and can't give it a 5 cuz I wasn't expecting stellar audio, so I would say 7.5?

Visual-Videos are videos, and Xbox graphics are ...well Xbox graphics, but this game seriously lacks graphics(not to mention its a multi-platformer). For what the gfx lack, the videos make up, but like stated previously, this is game. If ur in the mood for Jenna Jameson go to the XXX section in Blockbuster. Graphics are... not that great. The girls are definately 8s and 9s,but gfx... possibly 6.5

Gameplay-What can I say? DOAV is better, and Outlaw Volleyball might be too. Come to think of it, the title screens and stuff almost remind me of Outlaw Volleyball. The 30 mins I played for was randomness. One second I was jumping around and the other I was doing something else. Kinda like party games(Mario Party etc...) I'd say 7.
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Audio 7.5
Visual 6.5
Gameplay 7
Overall 6

All in all, if you've got time to waste, go for it. Otherwise, find a better game. If u absolutely have nothing to do, and ur gf is outta town, try it. I'm not a big fan of "adult" games, but this one is quite alright.

People who didn't like this game will probably also not like:
DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball
BMXXX
Outlaw Volleyball
Sexy Beach(only in Japan)

haha...try it, don't buy it