A Scouse Joke Options

[ph7]

A bartender was washing the glasses, when an elderly Irishman came in. With great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted his bad leg over the barstool, pulled himself up painfully, and asked for a sip of Irish whiskey.
The Irish man then looked towards the end of the bar and said:
"Is that Jesus down there?"

The bartender nodded, so the Irishman told him to give Jesus an Irish whiskey, too.
The next patron to come in was an ailing Italian with a hunched back, who moved very slowly. He shuffled up to the barstool and asked for a glass of Chianti.
He also looked down the bar and asked if it was Jesus sitting at the end of the bar. The bartender nodded, so the Italian said to give him a glass of Chianti, too.
The third patron to enter the bar was a Scouser, who swaggered into the bar and yelled:
"Barkeep', gis us a lager dere la! Hey, is dat God's Boy down dere?" The barkeeper nodded, so the Scouser! told him to give Jesus a lager too.

As Jesus got up to leave, he walked over to the Irishman and touched him and said:
"For your kindness, you are healed!" The Irishman felt the strength come back to his leg, so he got up and danced a jig out of the door.

Jesus went up and touched the Italian and said: "For your kindness, you are healed!" The Italian then felt his back straighten, so he raised his hands above his head and did a flip out of the door.
Jesus then walked towards the Scouser, but the Scouser jumped back and exclaimed...

Don't you f*ckin touch me! I'm on Disability!"

[GRiFFBALL]

nice one
heres one maybe youve heard it
whats the diff between batman and
a scouser?

batman can go in shops without robin.

[w m z]

what do u call a scouser in a white shell suit?

a bridesmade

[chilin_dude]

lol god save the scouse!so much fun we get from them!

[skierdb526]

haha

[pjclark1]

i was under the impression racism was frowned
upon in these forums..........

[Ace25]

I didnt know that making jokes dealing with the location that someone lives in is even considered "racism".

Here, cuz you cant spend 5 mins to look up the definition yourself I guess:

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Scouser (skaus-sir) Brit. Inf. ~n. a person who comes from Liverpool.

I guess you can replace the word "scouser" for "welfare recipient" if you live in the U.S. That makes more sense to me anyway.. still not racist.

[pjclark1]

racism is discriminating against someone cos
of their race, colour or creed.

I believe 'scouser' may be considered a creed.

so its OK to insult Gypsies cos they live in caravans then??

This post has been edited by pjclark1: Mar 5 2003, 08:13 PM

[kickassdude]

yes, just like its ok to insult rednecks

[Wong Hung Lo]

I see nothing wrong here. It's no differant than redneck jokes. I asked a mate of mine what Scouser meant and he described them as trash from Liverpool England.

We Yanks have trailer trash and the Britts have Scousers.

[Ace25]

Damn, do I need to go to the dictionary for you every time you post, pjclark1?

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racism ['reýsýzm], racialism noun 1  the belief that races have distinctive cultural characteristics determined by hereditary factors and that this endows some races with an intrinsic superiority over others 2  abusive or aggressive behaviour towards members of another race on the basis of such a belief

Where in there do its say color or creed? No where! Racism is about RACE only. Were you looking for the word discrimination?

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Discrimination is defined in civil rights law as unfavorable or unfair treatment of a person or class of persons in comparison to others who are not members of the protected class because of race, sex, color, religion, national origin, age, physical/mental handicap, sexual harassment, sexual orientation or reprisal for opposition to discriminatory practices or participation in the EEO process.

[methadone_pretty]

QUOTE (pjclark1 @ Mar 5 2003, 09:11 PM)

so its OK to insult Gypsies cos they live in caravans then??

yes its fine to insult pikeys

[Gimpmaster3201]

Hey, I'm from Liverpool, we're not all the little robbing scum bags that people think we are, but there are some little scum bags here, anyway ive got to admit some of those jokes were funny

[squaddie]

wot do you call a scouser in a suit

the accused

[CYCLOPSE]

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Posted on Mar 5 2003, 04:16 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i was under the impression racism was frowned upon in these forums..........

it is more like placeism than racism