xbox-scene.com - your xbox news information source
Quick Links: Main Forums | Xbox360 Forums | Xbox1 Forums | PS3 Forums
Xbox-Scene Forum Help  Search Xbox-Scene Forums   Xbox-Scene Forum Members   Xbox-Scene Calendar

Giganews Usenet Offers: +1150 days binary retention, 99%+ Completion, and Unlimited Speed/Access!

360 ODD Emulators: X360 Key $99 | Wasabi360 FAT $99 | Wasabi360 Slim $99
C4E's iXtreme Burner MAX Drive: LiteOn iHAS124 DROPPED TO JUST $17


Welcome Guest ( Log In | Register )

 Forum Rules Rules
 
 Reply to this topicStart new topic
> I Wish I Was A Bear, A poem
StrictPuppet
post Apr 1 2007, 04:56 AM
Post #1


X-S Messiah
*******

Group: Head Moderator
Posts: 3295
Joined: 6-January 04
From: Canada
Member No.: 89367
Xbox Version: v1.0
360 version: v1 (xenon)
Its been pretty stagnant in this forum for awhile, so I thought I would post up a poem I wrote. For no other reason than to get things moving around here again.


I Wish I Was A Bear

I wish I was a bear
Powerful and feared
Respected and revered
I wish I was a bear

I wish I was a bear
Tearing stumps, my only habit
Wiping my ass with the rabbit
I wish I was a bear

I wish I was a bear
Devouring fish as they raise
Sleeping through the dark days
I wish I was a bear

I wish I was a bear
Going where I want, cause I can
But alas, I am just a man
I wish I was a bear
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
throwingks
post Apr 1 2007, 05:03 AM
Post #2


X-S Freak
*****

Group: Head Moderator
Posts: 1957
Joined: 3-October 03
Member No.: 65884
Xbox Version: v1.4
360 version: v4.0 (jasper)
I wish I weren't a rabbit. blink.gif

Very nice my friend. Maybe we can think of another short and sweet LOTW?
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
vide0bug13
post Apr 2 2007, 07:40 PM
Post #3


X-S Senior Member
**

Group: Members
Posts: 158
Joined: 25-October 05
Member No.: 254609
Xbox Version: v1.4
360 version: v1 (xenon)
QUOTE
I wish I was a bear
Tearing stumps, my only habit
Wiping my ass with the rabbit
I wish I was a bear

very...ummm, creative! yea, thats it tongue.gif
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
StrictPuppet
post Apr 2 2007, 09:17 PM
Post #4


X-S Messiah
*******

Group: Head Moderator
Posts: 3295
Joined: 6-January 04
From: Canada
Member No.: 89367
Xbox Version: v1.0
360 version: v1 (xenon)
QUOTE(throwingks @ Mar 31 2007, 09:10 PM) *

I wish I weren't a rabbit. blink.gif

Very nice my friend. Maybe we can think of another short and sweet LOTW?


I'm game...

QUOTE(vide0bug13 @ Apr 2 2007, 11:47 AM) *

very...ummm, creative! yea, thats it tongue.gif


Its a reference to Eddie Murphy's 1983 stand up movie "Delirious"

QUOTE(Eddie Murphy @ 1983)
Bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods.
And the bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Excuse me, do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?"
And the rabbit says, "No."
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
vide0bug13
post Apr 2 2007, 11:43 PM
Post #5


X-S Senior Member
**

Group: Members
Posts: 158
Joined: 25-October 05
Member No.: 254609
Xbox Version: v1.4
360 version: v1 (xenon)
well i was born in 1992... and im not big eddie murphy fan.
but yea ive heared that joke before smile.gif poor, poor rabit
IPB Image
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post




 

Reply to this topicStart new topic

 

Lo-Fi Version Time is now: 20th May 2013 - 11:00 PM
Invision Power Board v2.1.7 © 2013  IPS, Inc.
Licensed to: Scenyx