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[whozyodaddy]

rather long but really funny.
best version:

This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits
down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks
over to the window, and jumps out.
Five minutes later, the guy walks into the bar again, orders another
huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out again.
Five minutes later, he re-appears and repeats the whole thing. About
half an hour later, another guy at the bar stops the first guy and says,
"hey, how the heck are you doing that?!"
The first guy responds, "oh, it's really simple physics. When you chug
the beer, it makes you all warm inside and since warm air rises, if you
just hold your breath you become lighter than air and float down to the
sidewalk."
"WOW!" exclaims the second man, "I gotta try that!" So he orders a huge
beer, chugs it, goes over to the window, jumps out, and splats on the
sidewalk below. The bartender looks over to the first man and says,
"Superman, you're an asshole when you're drunk."


another version:
one day there were 2 men on top of the eiffel tower. the first man said, "hey the wind is so strong that when i jump off the tower it will blow me around and then all the way up!". the second guy says "pffft, that is impossible!". so the first guy jumps off the tower and eventually he lands right on top of the back of the tower. the second guy says "wow! that can't be.". so the first guy does it again and jumps off then lands on the back of the tower. "now, you try!" says the first man. so, the second man jumps off, falls all the way to the ground and dies. "oh boy, I hate it when superman gets drunk!" exclaimed a local newpaper reporter.

here is another version:

Three people standing on the roof of a skyscraper, an American, an Englishman and an Irishman. They are all drunk. The American says 'hey, i bet i can walk off the edge of this building and not fall'. He steps off the building as does not fall. The Irishman says 'i can do that,' steps off the building, and plummets to his death. The Englishamn turns to the American and says: 'Superman, your a real bastard when your drunk.'

This post has been edited by whozyodaddy: Jul 13 2003, 09:44 PM

[The unProfessional]

Pretty good... the first and last versions are both pretty damn funny

[GaijinPunch]

Superman is flying around and sees wonderwoman sunbathing nude on top of a building. Feeling well horny as he does, Superman decides to go for the quickie -- a superman quickie which is just lightning speed.


FFFTTTTT! Superman flies in and out in the blink of an eye. Not really know what just happened, Wonder Woman thought nothing of it.

Later, out on the street, he sees the Invisible Man walking by w/ a limp. When he asks what's wrong, the Invisble Man just says, "Not sure, hemroids must be acting up again."

[whozyodaddy]

that has already been posted in this post:
http://forums.xbox-scene.com/index.php?act...ST&f=19&t=76401

[Videogamebuyer14]

Thats a good one.

[whiffin]

Superb - 1st one is best