Ey yo Lantus, whuddup wit da update, dawg? Uh'mean, you's muh mans n' all, but you been pussy-footin' on this fo' a long minute, yo. Wuddup wit dose (note: pronounced like "those," just thuggier) filters dats s'posedsta make dem games look like da shizzle, son? N' wud 'bout duh light gun dawg!? Man that's gonna be hot! I didn't know der wuz games on the SNES that let you bust out some heat, but any game dat lets me pop caps is tight to me, bruh. Oh, n' you gonna hook it up so Mario plays like that Grand Theft Auto, right? I mean, dats cool n' all playin' regular Mario n' all dat, but that would be duh dizzle if I could light up Bowser n' his boyz wit a shotty, yo! N' if they put a couple caps n' me, I just grab the princess, and have her give me some brain up in the go-kart up til I got enuf energy to handle muh bizness again, dawg. Yo man, let me know when you hook it up, yo!
(Whoa, I REALLY need to cut back on those Sugar Coated Thuggy Puffs.