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rx8gt
so this guy and girl have been going out for awhile now. one day the girl comes up to the guy in school and asks him to come over for dinner that night. not wanting up upset her, he agrees. as she's about to leave, she whispers in his ear, and bring some condoms, and walks away. the boy is now terrified and happy for this will be his first time having sex. so after school he stops by the pharmacy to pick up some condoms. not knowing what to get, enbarrassed, he asks the pharmacist what to get and explains that this will be his first time. the pharmacist shows him what he should get and the boy is on his way. that night, he heads over to his girlfriends house and they go upstairs and fool around alittle before her mom comes calls them down to dinner. the whole family gathers around the table and the father asks to boy if he would like to lead the family in prayer. the boy agrees really having no choice. he bows his head and remains silent. after a couple of minutes he's still silent. his girlfriend finally leans over and whispers in his ear, i never knew you were so religious. the boy whispers back, i never knew your dad was a pharmacist.

hahaha...that's some funny stuff biggrin.gif biggrin.gif
Fuzzy
dry.gif It was an ok joke wink.gif
WaRnINg|
LOL dam that shit was real fucked up!! i wouldnt wanna be in the position.
Champ189WS
sux to be that kid. lol
ProSam
Funny but I've heard it before.
wireless g
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SSJDemon
that was funny.....i guess laugh.gif
Liquid Oxygen
laugh.gif Good stuff
modderman2
I think I know Where he got this joke from. In the movie the blob that happens to a teenager.I think he copied that joke from the movie.
X2Gamer
laugh.gif Not to bad always up for a good laugh.
dazdastardly
haha, nice 1
LumbraX
i dont even fucking understand it unsure.gif
ProSam
QUOTE (LumbraX @ Jan 21 2004, 02:09 AM)
i dont even fucking understand it unsure.gif

OMG! R U Serious!

It isn't funny when you have to explain it but here I go...

The pharmacist is the girls father. Hello!!! Mcfly are you in there? Hello!!!
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