so this guy and girl have been going out for awhile now. one day the girl comes up to the guy in school and asks him to come over for dinner that night. not wanting up upset her, he agrees. as she's about to leave, she whispers in his ear, and bring some condoms, and walks away. the boy is now terrified and happy for this will be his first time having sex. so after school he stops by the pharmacy to pick up some condoms. not knowing what to get, enbarrassed, he asks the pharmacist what to get and explains that this will be his first time. the pharmacist shows him what he should get and the boy is on his way. that night, he heads over to his girlfriends house and they go upstairs and fool around alittle before her mom comes calls them down to dinner. the whole family gathers around the table and the father asks to boy if he would like to lead the family in prayer. the boy agrees really having no choice. he bows his head and remains silent. after a couple of minutes he's still silent. his girlfriend finally leans over and whispers in his ear, i never knew you were so religious. the boy whispers back, i never knew your dad was a pharmacist.
hahaha...that's some funny stuff