Two words Avril Levine what a non punk dooshbag (i just had to say it)
There are three kinds of people in the world, ones who can count, and ones who cant.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world, Ones who know binary, and ones who dont.
What if the hokey pokey is what its all about?
Greetings, you have just recieved the first ever Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers this virus is based on the honor system. Please delete every file from your computer now. Thank you and have a nice day!
Full Version: Good Jk
Forgot some.
Ok its finally time for Bill Gates to die. He meets up with G-D and G-D says hmm i dont know whether to send you to heaven or hell. You have managed to put a computerin almost every home but you are greedy, selfish, and just a plain out dickwad. So G-D says ill make a decision ive never made. You can see heaven and hell and then you may choose. So he asks Bill which he wants to see first so Bill says Hell. He takes him down to hell and there are hot girls with nice tits and asses everywhere and computers are just floating through the sky. Everything is beautiful. Bill yells "IF THIS IS HELL I GOTTA SEE HEAVEN" so he takes him to heaven. It looks a lot like earth and is not very entising so he says screw this im going to hell. A week later G-D goes to check on him. Hes strapped up against a wall being whipped by a demon. Bill yells " What happened! This isnt the hell i saw!" G-d replies "oh that was Hell 95 this is hell 2000 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Heres another
Its time for Gates to die so G-D send him to hell for being greedy. When he meets the devil the devil says i will let you chooose of three hells. The first hell he sees is full of people being eaten by dogs and Bill says no way. The second is people burning alive and once again Bill says no way. The final room has a bottle of fine whine on a table with a computer running windows 98 in one corner and a really hot girl in the other. Bill says ILL TAKE IT. A minion of the devils asks, why did you let him go in there? The devil replies ill let you in on a little secret. The wine bottle has a hole and the girl doesnt and the computer is missing three keys, Ctrl Alt and Dlt HAHAHA
Ok its finally time for Bill Gates to die. He meets up with G-D and G-D says hmm i dont know whether to send you to heaven or hell. You have managed to put a computerin almost every home but you are greedy, selfish, and just a plain out dickwad. So G-D says ill make a decision ive never made. You can see heaven and hell and then you may choose. So he asks Bill which he wants to see first so Bill says Hell. He takes him down to hell and there are hot girls with nice tits and asses everywhere and computers are just floating through the sky. Everything is beautiful. Bill yells "IF THIS IS HELL I GOTTA SEE HEAVEN" so he takes him to heaven. It looks a lot like earth and is not very entising so he says screw this im going to hell. A week later G-D goes to check on him. Hes strapped up against a wall being whipped by a demon. Bill yells " What happened! This isnt the hell i saw!" G-d replies "oh that was Hell 95 this is hell 2000 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Heres another
Its time for Gates to die so G-D send him to hell for being greedy. When he meets the devil the devil says i will let you chooose of three hells. The first hell he sees is full of people being eaten by dogs and Bill says no way. The second is people burning alive and once again Bill says no way. The final room has a bottle of fine whine on a table with a computer running windows 98 in one corner and a really hot girl in the other. Bill says ILL TAKE IT. A minion of the devils asks, why did you let him go in there? The devil replies ill let you in on a little secret. The wine bottle has a hole and the girl doesnt and the computer is missing three keys, Ctrl Alt and Dlt HAHAHA
Those were so funny I forgot to laugh. 
sorry im a bad joke teller and i wanted to contibute to this section 
wow, i havent seen anyone spell the o with a dash since sunday school.. might you be one of my jewish brothers?
I laughed at the Amish one. . . .friggin' Amish. . . 
*drum roll* ba-dum-bum-tisshhh
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