The first nun comes to St Peter and he asks her, "sister, have you ever touched a man's penis?"
The first nun replies "Yes St. Peter, with my pinky finger."
St. Peter says "Then dip your pinky finger in this bucket of holy water and enter Heaven. So she does so.
The second nun comes to St. Peter and he asks her, "sister, have you ever touched a man's penis?"
The second nun replies "Yes St. Peter, with my right hand."
St. Peter says "Then dip your right hand in this bucket of holy water and enter Heaven. So she does so.
Then the third nun steps up to St. Peter. Before she can speak, the fourth nun shoves her out of the way and yells to St. Peter:
"I'm not gargling that holy water in my mouth after she dips her ass in it!"
