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muggs
Just had sex for the first time with my new girlfriend, mmmm mmmm good.

Felt I should tell someone.



muggs
sk8ermike6789
nvm... guess ppl do care, lol
jsm
Good, you'll never forget your first time (unless you were really drunk), hope it will go in the good memories bin (it seems so at least).
AnThRaX
QUOTE (muggs @ Mar 15 2004, 11:32 PM)
Just had sex for the first time with my new girlfriend, mmmm mmmm good.

Felt I should tell someone.



muggs

and how old are you now. details details rolleyes.gif laugh.gif
muggs
QUOTE (AnThRaX @ Mar 16 2004, 12:40 AM)
and how old are you now. details details rolleyes.gif laugh.gif

24, Go ahead flame but I had my reasons for waiting which I won't go into. Not even going out for a week and we're in the sack. beerchug.gif Made her cum too, she was trying to bite her hand as to not scream but...oops. Everyone was home too. laugh.gif



muggs
shanafan
QUOTE (muggs @ Mar 16 2004, 12:32 AM)
Just had sex for the first time with my new girlfriend, mmmm mmmm good.

Felt I should tell someone.



muggs

Did she wake up? tongue.gif
AnThRaX
QUOTE (shanafan @ Mar 15 2004, 11:51 PM)
QUOTE (muggs @ Mar 16 2004, 12:32 AM)
Just had sex for the first time with my new girlfriend, mmmm mmmm good.

Felt I should tell someone.



muggs

Did she wake up? tongue.gif

BOOOOOOOOM!!! Excellent job Shana with the 1 liner beerchug.gif
Zero
QUOTE (muggs @ Mar 16 2004, 04:49 AM)
Everyone was home too. laugh.gif



muggs

Shew, good thing you were safely hiden in your parents basement.
gcskate27
congrats... flaming will only be from the jealous youngsters anyway... or those who still act like youngsters... wink.gif
AnThRaX
QUOTE (Zero @ Mar 15 2004, 11:53 PM)
QUOTE (muggs @ Mar 16 2004, 04:49 AM)
Everyone was home too. laugh.gif



muggs

Shew, good thing you were safely hiden in your parents basement.

If everyone was home and nobody noticed you were screwing in the basement, IT MUST SUCK TO BE YOU!
shanafan
QUOTE (muggs @ Mar 16 2004, 12:49 AM)
QUOTE (AnThRaX @ Mar 16 2004, 12:40 AM)
and how old are you now. details details  rolleyes.gif  laugh.gif

24, Go ahead flame but I had my reasons for waiting which I won't go into. Not even going out for a week and we're in the sack. beerchug.gif Made her cum too, she was trying to bite her hand as to not scream but...oops. Everyone was home too. laugh.gif



muggs

Hmm.. only been with her a week? Is she dirty?
AnThRaX
QUOTE (shanafan @ Mar 15 2004, 11:55 PM)
QUOTE (muggs @ Mar 16 2004, 12:49 AM)
QUOTE (AnThRaX @ Mar 16 2004, 12:40 AM)
and how old are you now. details details  rolleyes.gif  laugh.gif

24, Go ahead flame but I had my reasons for waiting which I won't go into. Not even going out for a week and we're in the sack. beerchug.gif Made her cum too, she was trying to bite her hand as to not scream but...oops. Everyone was home too. laugh.gif



muggs

Hmm.. only been with her a week? Is she dirty?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! again shana's on a roll
muggs
QUOTE (shanafan @ Mar 16 2004, 12:51 AM)
QUOTE (muggs @ Mar 16 2004, 12:32 AM)
Just had sex for the first time with my new girlfriend, mmmm mmmm good.

Felt I should tell someone.



muggs

Did she wake up? tongue.gif

laugh.gif That was good, that was good.

QUOTE
Shew, good thing you were safely hiden in your parents basement.


Noway my room upstairs down the hall from my parents. But they weren't in their room at the time.



muggs
AnThRaX
QUOTE (muggs @ Mar 15 2004, 11:55 PM)
QUOTE (shanafan @ Mar 16 2004, 12:51 AM)
QUOTE (muggs @ Mar 16 2004, 12:32 AM)
Just had sex for the first time with my new girlfriend, mmmm mmmm good.

Felt I should tell someone.



muggs

Did she wake up? tongue.gif

laugh.gif That was good, that was good.

QUOTE
Shew, good thing you were safely hiden in your parents basement.


Noway my room upstairs down the hall from my parents. But they weren't in their room at the time.



muggs

Wait, She screwed you in your parents house. And your what 24. And your telling me she didn't moan or anything. And your parents didn't hear. Once again sucks to be you. 8====>
muggs
QUOTE (shanafan @ Mar 16 2004, 12:55 AM)
Hmm.. only been with her a week? Is she dirty?

If that was a flame the first one was much better. dry.gif If not, no she has only been with one other guy.



muggs
AnThRaX
QUOTE (muggs @ Mar 15 2004, 11:58 PM)
QUOTE (shanafan @ Mar 16 2004, 12:55 AM)
Hmm.. only been with her a week? Is she dirty?

If that was a flame the first one was much better. dry.gif If not, no she has only been with one other guy.



muggs

Maybe she has Herpes wink.gif
shanafan
QUOTE (muggs @ Mar 16 2004, 12:58 AM)
QUOTE (shanafan @ Mar 16 2004, 12:55 AM)
Hmm.. only been with her a week? Is she dirty?

If that was a flame the first one was much better. dry.gif If not, no she has only been with one other guy.



muggs

Hate to burst your bubble.. but for a girl to put out in the first week, and only been with one other guy.. I wouldn't get your hopes up
muggs
QUOTE (AnThRaX @ Mar 16 2004, 12:57 AM)
Wait, She screwed you in your parents house. And your what 24. And your telling me she didn't moan or anything. And your parents didn't hear. Once again sucks to be you. 8====>

Oh no she screamed. I guess noone really cared. tongue.gif Had the TV blasting too but I don't think that did too much.



muggs
lookformeb
QUOTE (muggs @ Mar 15 2004, 11:49 PM)
QUOTE (AnThRaX @ Mar 16 2004, 12:40 AM)
and how old are you now. details details  rolleyes.gif  laugh.gif

24, Go ahead flame but I had my reasons for waiting which I won't go into. Not even going out for a week and we're in the sack. beerchug.gif Made her cum too, she was trying to bite her hand as to not scream but...oops. Everyone was home too. laugh.gif



muggs

OMGWTFROTFL1337?!?!?

- The fact that you waited is fine with me, do whatever you like but exactly what did you wait for? "Going for a week" and "we're in the sack"... congrats... you waited for a lustful relationship...
- What bothers me is the manner in which you felt you had to tell everyone you "Just had sex for the first time with my new girlfriend, mmmm mmmm good"... are you sure you 24 or should we subtract 12 years?
- "she was trying to bite her hand..." ... thats called masochism and I wouldn't brag about that...
- "Made her cum too"... no, that called pre-ejaculation, sorry pal

blink.gif
AnThRaX
QUOTE (lookformeb @ Mar 16 2004, 12:00 AM)
QUOTE (muggs @ Mar 15 2004, 11:49 PM)
QUOTE (AnThRaX @ Mar 16 2004, 12:40 AM)
and how old are you now. details details  rolleyes.gif  laugh.gif

24, Go ahead flame but I had my reasons for waiting which I won't go into. Not even going out for a week and we're in the sack. beerchug.gif Made her cum too, she was trying to bite her hand as to not scream but...oops. Everyone was home too. laugh.gif



muggs

OMGWTFROTFL1337?!?!?

- The fact that you waited is fine with me, do whatever you like but exactly what did you wait for? "Going for a week" and "we're in the sack"... congrats... you waited for a lustful relationship...
- What bothers me is the manner in which you felt you had to tell everyone you "Just had sex for the first time with my new girlfriend, mmmm mmmm good"... are you sure you 24 or should we subtract 12 years?
- "she was trying to bite her hand..." ... thats called masochism and I wouldn't brag about that...
- "Made her cum too"... no, that called pre-ejaculation, sorry pal

blink.gif

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN! muhaha.gif
shanafan
QUOTE
"she was trying to bite her hand..." ... thats called masochism and I wouldn't brag about that...

Maybe she was trying to avoid calling out her ex's name? laugh.gif
heinrich
QUOTE (shanafan @ Mar 16 2004, 01:02 AM)
QUOTE
"she was trying to bite her hand..." ... thats called masochism and I wouldn't brag about that...

Maybe she was trying to avoid calling out her ex's name? laugh.gif

rotfl.gif

For real though, good for you muggs.
JaggedChild04
was she fat?
AnThRaX
QUOTE (shanafan @ Mar 16 2004, 12:02 AM)
QUOTE
"she was trying to bite her hand..." ... thats called masochism and I wouldn't brag about that...

Maybe she was trying to avoid calling out her ex's name? laugh.gif

DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYMN laugh.gif
Shanafan is god like wink.gif
devlkore
When you came did you shout "I am teh 1337!"?



Sorry, I had to chip in.
I'm still laughing from Shanafan's first post, ThanX Shanafan, I like laughing.
maximusg
good work. Hope you wore a rubber.
muggs
QUOTE (shanafan @ Mar 16 2004, 01:02 AM)
QUOTE
"she was trying to bite her hand..." ... thats called masochism and I wouldn't brag about that...

Maybe she was trying to avoid calling out her ex's name? laugh.gif

laugh.gif rotfl.gif That was good. Actually we were joking about that too.

QUOTE
- The fact that you waited is fine with me, do whatever you like but exactly what did you wait for? "Going for a week" and "we're in the sack"... congrats... you waited for a lustful relationship...


Ok it wasn't that I was waiting for a long relationship to do it just for myself to be ready.

QUOTE
are you sure you 24 or should we subtract 12 years?


Only if you are talking mentally. rolleyes.gif

Keep 'em coming nothing could bring me down right now.


muggs




DermicSavage
this is prolly next to wrose place to post about this...

my proof... read above laugh.gif
AnThRaX
QUOTE (muggs @ Mar 16 2004, 12:07 AM)
QUOTE (shanafan @ Mar 16 2004, 01:02 AM)
QUOTE
"she was trying to bite her hand..." ... thats called masochism and I wouldn't brag about that...

Maybe she was trying to avoid calling out her ex's name? laugh.gif

laugh.gif rotfl.gif That was good. Actually we were joking about that too.

QUOTE
- The fact that you waited is fine with me, do whatever you like but exactly what did you wait for? "Going for a week" and "we're in the sack"... congrats... you waited for a lustful relationship...


Ok it wasn't that I was waiting for a long relationship to do it just for myself to be ready.

QUOTE
are you sure you 24 or should we subtract 12 years?


Only if you are talking mentally. rolleyes.gif

Keep 'em coming nothing could bring me down right now.


muggs

If your parents did not hear her scream/moan in any way, SUCKS TO BE YOU!
AWAITS SHANA'S 1 liner
shanafan
QUOTE
Keep 'em coming nothing could bring me down right now.

Well, finding out you got gonorrhea won't keep your spirits high anymore
AnThRaX
QUOTE (shanafan @ Mar 16 2004, 12:10 AM)
QUOTE
Keep 'em coming nothing could bring me down right now.

Well, finding out you got gonorrhea won't keep your spirits high anymore

Herpes to... or even ohmy.gif AnThRaX
nemt
Nice.

Props.

beerchug.gif
UndercoverPunker
you don't wanna end up with ghonna-herpa-syphil-aids...


"AHHHH! IT BURNS!!!!"

Or warts...(gags) sad.gif
muggs
QUOTE (JaggedChild04 @ Mar 16 2004, 01:04 AM)
was she fat?

No she is actually really hot, which is why I am still trying to figure out what she is doing with me. But the way she put it is "if you have a hot girlfriend you must be hot too" so I guess she's nuts. blink.gif (yes I have no problems flaming myself.)


muggs

EDIT: oh yeah forgot who asked but yes I used a condom.
Mage
QUOTE (shanafan @ Mar 15 2004, 10:00 PM)
QUOTE (muggs @ Mar 16 2004, 12:58 AM)
QUOTE (shanafan @ Mar 16 2004, 12:55 AM)
Hmm.. only been with her a week? Is she dirty?

If that was a flame the first one was much better. dry.gif If not, no she has only been with one other guy.



muggs

Hate to burst your bubble.. but for a girl to put out in the first week, and only been with one other guy.. I wouldn't get your hopes up

Actually sometimes it just takes the right guy to convince the girl to do more then she'd normally do. laugh.gif
adambooth
Wait, you're twenty-four years old, and you still live with your parents and you're having sex with a girl who you 'waited for' (pbbbt... waiting gone to waste) while everyone is home? I'm not trying to be an ass, but.... Loser?
AnThRaX
QUOTE (muggs @ Mar 16 2004, 12:17 AM)
QUOTE (JaggedChild04 @ Mar 16 2004, 01:04 AM)
was she fat?

No she is actually really hot, which is why I am still trying to figure out what she is doing with me. But the way she put it is "if you have a hot girlfriend you must be hot too" so I guess she's nuts. blink.gif (yes I have no problems flaming myself.)


muggs

EDIT: oh yeah forgot who asked but yes I used a condom.

You better check if it didn't break plus red spots around you know where
muggs
QUOTE (adambooth @ Mar 16 2004, 01:21 AM)
Wait, you're twenty-four years old, and you still live with your parents and you're having sex with a girl who you 'waited for' (pbbbt... waiting gone to waste) while everyone is home? I'm not trying to be an ass, but.... Loser?

You must still be young well let me give you a very good life tip: live off your parents as long as you can! wink.gif

Also I am working on my masters so I really can't work too much with all the school work so I can't afford to get my own place, not on Long Island at least.



muggs
Videogamebuyer14
QUOTE (lookformeb @ Mar 15 2004, 11:00 PM)
QUOTE

- "Made her cum too"... no, that called pre-ejaculation, sorry pal

blink.gif

"I swear that's never happened before..." jester.gif
adambooth
Actually, i'm eighteen and going to college and have my own place. Not bad at all. And I don't have to keep quiet when I have my lady friend over.
devlkore
QUOTE (muggs @ Mar 16 2004, 04:58 AM)
...she has only been with one other guy.

Was that before, or after you two had sex?
UndercoverPunker
QUOTE (devlkore @ Mar 16 2004, 06:30 AM)
QUOTE (muggs @ Mar 16 2004, 04:58 AM)
...she has only been with one other guy.

Was that before, or after you two had sex?

That deserves a little drum roll rotfl.gif
adambooth
dun nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh disssssssssh!

Drum roll complete.
muggs
QUOTE (devlkore @ Mar 16 2004, 01:30 AM)
QUOTE (muggs @ Mar 16 2004, 04:58 AM)
...she has only been with one other guy.

Was that before, or after you two had sex?

laugh.gif Good one.

QUOTE
Actually, i'm eighteen and going to college


Good but still take my advise.


muggs
adambooth
Oh yeah, I have my parents pay for some stuff, I mean car insurance and the like gets expensive. I just don't fuck in their house... when they're in it, at least wink.gif
UndercoverPunker
I'm 20 and I live at home, but that's because I'm a convicted felon/college student and I'm still paying the lawyer off.... god I hate some of the stupid shit I've done...

Oh, and I got a little advise, lol, If you're really worried about you parents hearing... huh.gif tongue.gif pound her from behind and put her face in a pillow, sure they'll hear you smack her ass every once in a while, but the moans will be taken care of... laugh.gif
adambooth
Ouch. Dude that sucks hardcore. Hope everything works out okay.
UndercoverPunker
why thank you for caring... you wouldn't believe what I did...

it was reeeee-tarded blink.gif
muggs
QUOTE (UndercoverPunker @ Mar 16 2004, 01:37 AM)
I'm a convicted felon/college student and I'm still paying the lawyer off.... god I hate some of the stupid shit I've done...


Been there bro. Felony class C but plea bargined down to a misdermeaner tresspass and misdermeaner theft. One year probation.




muggs
UndercoverPunker
yawn, carrying a concealed weapon...(loaded gun)((a big one)) up to 5 years probation, luckily (cause of the lawyer) no prison time, I was facing 18 months federal prison...

"Do I HAVE to shower???" unsure.gif
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