on the road?

Anything legal. Flip him off back, pull up next to him and just smile and wave, blast your horn, drive behind him with your brights on right behind him (at night).

I couldn't think of so many ideas like you do. But laughing at them works, especially with a friend beside you.

Yeah, the best is to put on a huge smile, and wave. If he gets even more mad, blow him a kiss, he'll love it.

You could intall a air horn from a train and give him a blast of it

depending where you live keep a baseball/cricket bat in your car with a baseball/cricket ball. When someone flicks you off pull over in front of them so they stop then get out open your boot/trunk and batter them with the baseball/cricket bat. BUT always keep the ball in there aswel so if you get pulled over you can tell the o/b that you were playing the sport earlier that day.

The dumbest peice of advice I have seen yet. Anyways, I agree that smiling and waving at them would be the best thing to do.

Sure it mabe legal, but if you gets into an accident or something you're in trouble.

following close is illegal... illegal enough to be pulled over for it

Ignore it and go on.

or u could pull out ur nine and busta cap in his ass
lol im jk
this is what my mom did once and it worked
she rolled down her window and told this other lady that she had a big nose
my mom drove away and the other lady was looking in the mirror

^lol thats not how i ment it
i ment that she said the other lady had a big nose
i didnt mean she pulled out her nine and busted a cap in his/her ass
lol

i know that mAN

ok just makin sure

When that happens to me i like to speed up in front of them and brake check them a few times and also switch lanes when they do, so they can't get past me.

Best thing is just play with thier heads, if your on a two-lane road, pull up next to them and just stare at the as long as you can, with a stern look on your face.

What I like to do if someone pisses me off is to find another person driving the speed limit(especially on a two lane highway) and just drive next to him or her while the person that pissed you off is behing you.

A simple smile or wave to the person "flipping the bird" is probably your best bet. Gone are the days when I felt the need to flip someone off while driving, but I truly can't tolerate the brake checks or lane blocking. That sort of childish action could lead to some serious road rage that can get both drivers in a situation they don't want to be in.

Oh, never flash a gun, the other guy might have one too and use it.....at least here in Arizona. (the wild west)

Follow him real close and have an emotionless face, when he gets to his house, wait outside just looking at him.

Edit: This will only work if you are black, and he's white. That''l give him a scare

You can go to one of those shops and get a look a like penis and it fits right on your finger, so if anyone gives you a finger, show them something better. (Keep one handy in the glove compartment)

Edit: Post was hypocritical...