Anime and Japanese culture - I'm firmly convinced that certain depressing Americans love Japanese culture even more than the Japanese. You've got this rancid cross-section of fat American bozos who are obsessed with anime and all other fucked up forms of deviant Japanese culture because they're convinced that while no sane or rational American woman in a non-coma state would even consider accidentally calling their house for a wrong number, 90% of the females in Japan would chain themselves up to their cock just because they're American. You know that saying "the grass is always greener on the other side?" Well these people believe that the other side not only contains a whole shitload of grass, but also an entire warehouse of mobile dick-sucking machines fueled by the oil slick of greasy discharge leaking from their cheese ball-sized facial pores. Japan represents some mythological wonderland where all their dreams can come true, namely the dream of them not being completely unpopular abject failures eternally scorned by members of both sexes just because they're fat, moist, stupid, and have the social skills of a crippled wet ferret.

Wake up America: anime fucking sucks. I don't give a s**t about the spirit of Mother Earth and why she's personally pissed off at me just because I throw rusty car batteries into freshwater lakes and piss on baby birds nests. I don't want to watch poorly translated analogies about the struggle between technology and man's eternal soul; I want to see the soul get incinerated by Metal Storm. I don't care about the romantic lives of two 12-year old girls that look like eight-year old girls imitating six-year old girls who have had their DNA genetically combined with the DNA of an insect and a creature composed solely of tits. If you're really desperate to see inside the dramatic love life of a grade school kid, go abduct a few from a nearby public school and force them to recreate the time you were turned down by Susie Johnson in fifth grade just because you had a patch of braided hair growing from your left ear canal. If you get arrested, let the authorities know you're a big anime fan; they'll probably have a special section of the prison just for your people, complete with titanium reinforced cots and a fire hose that sprays out Clearasil. The best thing to ever come out of Japan was dickgirl porn, and that's just because their penises make it too difficult for them to fit in those fucking stupid ass robot suits.


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very interesting site, thanks for sharing

i particularly like this one (below)

Online RPGs - The entire concept of "games" came from the idea that people don't like to work all day, instead requiring some time off to relax and do something amusing such as "not work." Games were invented to entertain people so they could escape from their boring, dreary lives and engage in something exponentially much more amusing like rolling dice and flipping over brightly colored orange cards which helpfully informed them they were going to jail. Online RPGs, or MMORPGs, or "colossal wastes of both time and money," buck this trend by not only requiring the participants to engage in a neverending series of menial, repetitive work tasks, but additionally charging people to do it. So not only are the people are required to spend their free time working, but they are now paying money to do so. It's really probably the greatest business model to ever exist, much like McDonalds charging people $15 an hour to sweep the rotting french fries and runny man gravy from their floors. Let's take a look at the mechanics of any online RPG:

1) You pay a company money for a pass that lets you buy their game and play on their server for a month.
2) During this month, you spend countless hours every day killing the same creatures over and over and over again so you can go up a level and kill slightly different creatures over and over and over again in a slightly different area.
3) You spend hours of your time obtaining large amounts of fake money so you can buy fake clothes and fake swords to impressed fake people online.
4) You get killed, lose a bunch of equipment, money, and time, which causes you to get very angry and write 500-page rants about how dissatisfied you are by the game company and their horrible product.
5) You repeat steps 2-4 until you grow so fat and pathetic that third party assistance is required to lift you from your chair, not that you will ever go anywhere.

Yeah, that sounds like a blast! Let's all pay money for the privilege of letting a giant corporation piss us off while we try to work for them! MMORPGs are games without the fun and twice the price, and the sooner people start realizing this, the sooner we'll have less gang-related fights over the speed bonus for dark elf hobbit troll orcs with saving throws.

wow that was.... retarded.........

i dont get why you just copied a rant from a site and posted it here........

and just because someone likes anime doesn't mean what you just copied.... I happen to like the gundam series, I dont like any other anime, or Japan for that matter... Hell, I dont even like asian people (I dont dislike them, they're just not special)


I especially like this part

"namely the dream of them not being completely unpopular abject failures eternally scorned by members of both sexes just because they're fat(1), moist(2), stupid(3), and have the social skills of a crippled wet ferret.(4)"

so a whole group of people, most of whom aren't hardcore anime people, are being stereotyped by the 1% (may be more) who are fucking insane? I watch
gundam and own several seasons on dvd yet i still manage to be...

1) in great shape
2) not sure what they mean by moist, so im unmoist?
3) far from stupid
4) Once again, wrong.....

Now compared to that weird kid up the street with way too much anime (ive been to his house once, big mistake)

1) atleast 250 (15 years old)
2) smelly
3) really stupid
4) closest thing to a friend he has is people like me, who hate him and tell him to go away everytime he is around

whats funny is u can pretty much say almost the same things about people who play video games.....

gotta love something awful...

I somewhat agree with the rant the first poster copied and pasted. I personally can't stand anime, BUT I can accept that some people do enjoy it.

What does annoy me however (I'm from Australia btw, so this isn't just an American thing) is that I often see people who are just obsessed with everything Japanese.

They wear shirts with Japanese characters on them which I'm sure they don't understand, buy all these crappy japanese things like fake samurai swords and other junk, plus they basically only watch anime. Then you have the ones who take it to the ultimate extreme and just hang around netcafes eating packet bought sushi and try to look as asian as posible

Sorry If I have offended anyone but It really annoys me when people try to be something they are not, in this case Japanese.

copy rant?

shame on you

you know those rants are compelete jokes, right? if you take them seriously, you are either
a) offended and confused
agreeable and a fucking moron.

ed:

the
" " is supposed to be a "b" and a ")"
"why should i change when he's the one that sucks?"

Yes I do realise that the rant is a Joke and not supposed to be taken seriously, but alot of what was said in it is true and I see it all the time.

Maybe this rant struck a nerve with you, a little close to home maybe?