Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, ďCome on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?Ē he ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a name. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.
I didnít care, my car was parked around the corner and this one had an ďElect John Kerry" bumper sticker on it.
I try to have a little fun each day now that Iím retired. Itís important at our age.
Edit: Sry for the shitty look, copy and paste from outlook don't work for some reason...