Wow, pimping your own retarded auction!? You didn't think we'd notice the same usernames???

"this guy"...

Exactly what i was thinking. Im pissed that i read this dudes stupid auctions and even more pissed that he had the nerve to call them "Hysterical".

He failed on the "not totally lame" part. He's quite a few years too late to be considered a comic genius by acting like a child. You know what would be funny? Tom Green fucking him in the ass for being a lame animal-fucking ripoff.

...I still wouldn't bid on it though. Eww.

how much do you want for the fishing rod?

You dont think it was somewhat creative?Most auctions are like
This is what I got.
This is how it looks.
This is how much it costs.

I didnt laugh at the stupid shit but the guy isnt a fucking douche bag for trying to be funny and sell his crap.

You get your tickets for that new Adam Sandler movie???Hes dumb as hell but I think some morons will go see his movie.I guess stupid is funny to some people.

Nah, it's been done before. The geeky teen trying to sell his virginity, that was a riot. The guy in the wedding dress, that was funny. This is just old.

What doesn't help is the fact that this guy is just trying to draw attention to his site that is full of ads. He's running several joke auctions right now, all with a big ol' banner to his site. This isn't some underground thing where people are passing along links to something funny, this guy is actively using the guise of joke auctions to drive up hits on his site.

It's *almost* funny. Hope he doesn't quit his day job.