whats the difference between michael jackson and a plastic bag
one is made from plastic and dangerous for kids to play with
the other carries your groceries

lol, that is a good one....

Hey, what do you tell a woman with two blacks eyes????

Nothing you have already told the dumb bitch twice.

i dun get lepper's sory..jus dunt

oh boy, that is a good thing i guess. You need to have a violent outlook on life to find this humerous i guess. She has two black eyes because you told her to do something and she did not listen twice.

Violence is bad! Men who hit women are NOT men! Men who hit women are insecure and weak individuals.

Ok, now that that's said, I understood the joke, and it was funny... Does that make me a hypocrite? No.

Seriously though, guys, don't EVER hit a woman, it's just not cool.

it was a joke, who said we actually hit women. I am a nice guy, not an abuser.

What if they hit you first? That is bullshit! If they think they can get away with that, that is not cool... How about we make it more realistic:

People who hit other people for no reason are "bad", "insecure", "weak", and "not cool".

lol, fine, that is a good way to put it....

Why don't women need watches?

Because there's a clock on the stove!


/me runs

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Why don't women need watches? Because there's a clock on the stove!

Why don't i tell my wife that joke?
Because there'd be a cock on the stove!

She's told me more than once if i cheat on her she'd cut it off ! .......wait a sec, i mean

I was just joking myself. I'm pretty sure no one here would actually hit a woman.

And even if they hit you first I don't think you should hit back, just maybe hold them down or something til they calm down.

Hey Gain,

Why did the woman move her bed to the Kitchen?

-To Shorten her commute from work to home....


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What do you do when the dishwasher breaks?

-Kick her...

10 things men know about women

1 they have a fanny

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10 oh yeah ........................and tits

rofl.... i like that one

im loving the kitchen jokes!!.. its soooo my mother!!
she doesnt work.. she cooks / cleans for the family!!1

(ahh thats the life!.. my sis is 24 and still gets breakfast made b4 uni).. so do i but im only 16

Your Mother?

A couple questions what about Mike Tyson? He hits women and I dont think he is weak, and anybody as crazy as him cant be insecure.

Can we hit fat chicks?

QUOTE (Rollo @ Mar 11 2003, 03:38 AM)

QUOTE Why don't women need watches? Because there's a clock on the stove! Why don't i tell my wife that joke? Because there'd be a cock on the stove! She's told me more than once if i cheat on her she'd cut it off ! .......wait a sec, i mean

Sounds like someones kept under the thumb

Hey have you ever herd of the mexican president?























me either. lol

j/k i love people from mexico and i love mexican food.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne?


Acne doesnt come on a boys face till he's at least 15 years old.

I love it LepPpeR,but if after 2 black eyes and she still does not listen i would give her a black butthole

vtex: nice joke...

how can you tell when its bed time at micheal jackson's house?
when the big hand is over the little one.

What's the difference between a dead hooker and a mercedes?










I don't have a mercedes in my garage.

QUOTE (squaddie @ Mar 11 2003, 12:23 AM)

whats the difference between michael jackson and a plastic bag one is made from plastic and dangerous for kids to play with the other carries your groceries

Now if only you'd posted that 10 years ago when it was original

whats the diff between a blonde and a toothbrush?


















you dont lend youre best friend your toothbrush

What's the definition of a housewife------------an attachment your screw on the bed to get the house work done!






just carrying on the old ladies joke theme!

Michael Jackson !

ha ha ha !

that guy IS a joke ...

About hiting women, I don't think you should hit a woman as long as they don't hit you (and its actually painful), if a girl gets up in my face screaming and starts to hit me, I'll either twist her arm behind her back so she can't move and will stop hitting me (which usually ends up in her struggling and screaming until she eventually hurts herself and blaims it on me..) or simply knock her over to let her know she can't just hit someone and expect nothing to happen for the sole purpose that she's a girl. I try not to inflict a large amount of pain, but just enough to show that she can't attack me. If a girl attempts to kick me in the balls, the few times this has happened the girl has been incredibly slow, I try and grab her leg/foot and knock her over, but if she does manage to kick/hit me there I wouldn't feel bad about slapping her.

I know many of you feel the same, I'm not a sexist, and I avoid hiting girls as much as possible, but in some cases I believe it is nessisairy.

Now that you guys wanted to know or anything I couldn't help it, I saw someone say something about it and had to add my 2 cents.

BTW, funney jokes guys