Thats right you read it right. My elete team of Ninja's and I flew to the USA just to snab an Xbox 360. We were successful in our mission catching Bill Gates off guard as he entered his Mercedes. As he opened the door on his way to a conference we wrapped him in toilet paper (the rough kind so it hurts more) and grabbed the Xbox 360 from his greedy hands. Now the beautiful unit sits near my other Xbox and connected to my projector, as you can see below. I have it propped up at a nice angle and even upside down so I may admire it's pure beauty daily.


Ok back to reality now I was pretty damn bored and fucked around with MS Picture It for a bit. Figured what the hell, saw another fake pic why don't I do it Flame me all you wish, I shall fart up on you

wow, that carpet is awesome, where did you get it? who is the manufacturor? i really want it.

Dude you do know the xbox can't stand on his back, do you?

Haha, thats Japanese tatami. It's made of grass.

Of course I know that LOL thats the point, make it look stupid haha

bad photoshop on the remote...i'd fix that up

I made the remote large on purpose, wanna see how many dumb fucks in chats believe this is real

how much for the carpet?

Buy a ticket to Japan. Go to a 100 Yen store(the equivalent of our $1 stores) and buy one. Fly back.

Ticket to Japan $500
Cheap 100 Yen Tatami mat: 100 Yen (about a buck)
Ticket back to the states: I hope the $500 ticket was roundtrip.
Getting flamed for a stupid MasterCard spoof: priceless


Or just buy one off the amazing internet.

Brilliant.

So what's it like playing one buggy multiplayer level of Perfect Dark 0?

The fact that you could mod it to a perfect mirror image makes you the l337est of the l337!

Beautiful


lookie my sig

almost fooled me but i can see threw the xbox

LOL, tatami cost more than that!

I'll give you 20$ for it.

Carpet or 360, you choose

Yeah, I know. Real tatami mats can be hundreds because of the labor. But I was in Japan 2 years ago and they did have really cheap ones at the 100 yen stores.

i want one, but i dont have a place to put it on bare floor

BAHAHA... MAHAHAH... thats the reflection on the glass tabletop you git.

Of course you were probably joking

if you weren't joking, god probably hates you now.

I can pay with paypal. what about 30$ shipped?

Yea, tatami is expensive here but the 100 yen shops have shitty small ones cheap. Selling my photo edited Xbox 360, bids start at $30 shipped blagmaster is winning