Mine had to be:

Scenario: A sh*tload of guys in CTF on live, and a n00b happen to be on my team, he held back while i went to get the red flag to take to our base. I was walking by the n00b and he said, "Quick, give me the flag, I'll take it." I gave it to him to see what he was going to do with it. I was like , right when he got sniped in the head, a few steps in front of me, and called the person that sniped him a n00b. It was pretty effin funny.
Uhhh...I like Halo 2


What was yours?

This kid said he was way better then me n my friend so we called him a cock then played a custom with him and it was like 50-12.

lol

Thanks

Oliver

in the pregame lobby on live a 7 year old explained what masturbating was or when i owned everyone with a sentinal beam

I beat a someone 50 to 0... "Unfreakinbeleivable" it's good to hear the halo announcer say that

People complaining about how hard it is to play with Xbox 360 controllers and the "NOOB" combo.

The sticks are a lot more loose than the regular Xbox controllers. It does take some getting used to.

^too true, so do the shoulder buttons...

wow another thing messed up with the 360...and i agree with masterx, the noob combo. i never use it. i use the no0b combo, pp and magnum.

I did the Scorpion/Tank launching thing, and it killed like 6 people, on coagulation.

When the host put Swordball on Foundation with close to 16 people, one guy said:

"Oh my god, are you retarded?Swordball.?!?That is so ******* noobish. Swordball?!?You must be retarded. Youre gonna die the second you pick it up!!!"

So the host changed it to Rocketball

Yah that's a tad better

An untouchable named XxurmumxX challenged me to a custom game and I assinated him 3 times within 45 seconds he called me a bloody bitch and a prick. He got his ass kicked.

the other day was playing a ctf game on lockout, we were up 2 flags to 0. I was on top of br tower spawnkilling, a teammate (ill call him bob) was sniping where the sniper rifle spawns, standing right in front of those oh so juicy exploding barrles..

I says to bob I says..

me - "sorry bob, I cant resist"
bob - "huh what do you mean.. cant resist what?"

one br shot into those barrels and he goes flying accross the map.. he didnt think it was as funny as I did..

That is Awesome!!!

I would have to say the stupidest thing i have encountered so far, and there have been many, is the guy that buys a headset than spends the whole game telling everyone not to talk to him. Meanwhile he screams like a girl everytime he dies.

playing slayer...the other team loses by like 1.....calls us lucky and pussies......
we challenge them in lockout.....we win 50-36 even with 1 of our guys afk (or afc) away from controller) they challenge us again. They were all yelling at each other and our guy was still afc and we won 50-24 they
all just left by then...


omg halo is the ultimate funny story machine... if i could list them all they would be 10x funnier and thousands of them

"You insulted me. I am now going to kill myself" (in the gayest voice ever)
We lost and all because someone asked him if he was gay, which was a reasonable question.

This guy was coming at me with a sword, and he jumped up to dash me but I jumped to the side and he dashed through the level. It was so effin hilarious. He was cussing at me like non stop.

the other day was playing a ctf game on lockout, we were up 2 flags to 0. I was sniping where the battle rifle spawns, in front of thos exploding barrels, a teammate (ill call him bob) was on top of br tower spawnkilling..

Bob says to me..

Bob - "sorry bob, I cant resist"
me - "huh what do you mean.. cant resist what?"

Bob sent one br shot into those barrels and I went flying accross the map.. It wasn't as funny as Bob thought it was..

... and the point of reviving this thread after 2months for that post was???

lol

Me and a couple of my friends were trying to do a superbounce on Ascension, the same bounce, but would be me to do it, then, him, then him, etc. Like we would all hit the superbounce a couple of seconds from eachother. Anyways, I did it, then everyone else did it, except for the last guy, he fell throught the level. It looked so perfectly too. OMG It was hilarious. I was sitting in the tower and watching them do it. LMAO!

The funniest thing would have to be at a LAN party. We were playing teams and i was in a ghost driving around. There was this one realy annoying kid who keep screaching in to the mike. He also suckked so i go to run him over he doesn't jump and as soonb as i hit him the mike cuts out. iT happened about ten times in a row. It was probably one of those you have to be there things but o well.

Umm... so? That happens all the time in the matches I play.

Anyway, we were playing in Relic 3-on-3 1 Flag CTF. I had the flag and was running back to base. My teammates were right behind me; then I got killed by an enemy with a shotgun and so did one of my teammates. I started yelling, "Get the flag! Get the flag!" and the lone survivor picks up the flag, gets killed, and flag returned. When I said get the flag, I didn't mean get the flag RIGHT NOW, I meant kill the guy with the Rocket Launcher that was in your hand and THEN run. I asked him why he did that, and he explained (in a rather loud voice) that he was just following orders. I told him that if he wanted to get any better at this game, he needs to start thinking, and he shouts, "I can't think and play at the same time!!!"

Me and my friend were playing with his little sister and we put on swords for starting weapon and says "kill everything"' so she spawns right next to him and she goes effing crazy on him.



hilarious

I find that when smoking I'm really good at killing, but have trouble keeping track of everything going on. So we're doing 4v4 slayer in Ivory, I'm running with rockets from snipe to OS. As I come around the corner a guy pops up the airlift, scares the crap outta me, so I jump and shoot a rocket into the fusion cores. "SUICIDE...BETRAYAL."

Umm... so? That happens all the time in the matches I play.

Today in team snipers its 49-35 (were loosing) and I see a guy infront of me. I tell him to turn around and shoot me. He turns around and I start crouching and uncrouching to show I'm not going to kill him. I stopped and told him to shoot me in the head. He shoots his beam rifle twice and misses both times, then hits me once out of all 4 sniper bullets. Then he punched me twice and killed me. The sad part is he corpse humped me.
Then in the post game lobby I asked him why and he starts talking massive amounts of shit. I played him 1 on 1 (snipers on lockout) and he quit when it was 13-1.