I know what you're thinking. "why did this a$$hole, who signed up in '02 and only has 8 posts, write a thread for a free programmer in the comedy forum?". Very good question.
I have an ad on craigslist where I'm giving away free "stuff". One of them is a programmer for a Matrix modchip (at least I think it's for a Matrix, it's been awhile). Anyways, I thought the ad turned out pretty funny (if I do say so myself), so I'm passing it along.
If anyone actually wants the programmer (which is #6 on the list) and happens to live in Boston just let me know. And if you actually think the ad is funny, help a kid out and hit the Best Of link in the top right.
http://boston.craigslist.org/zip/177845743.html