Hehe... I know what you mean, you could just tell these guys to "shut the fuck up, you're full of shit, and everybody knows it"... but it's
so much more entertaining to just let them carry on, and see what they come out with next

I knew a guy like this years ago. He told me:
1. A VCR actually records all channels, but it only lets you
watch the one that you recorded. You can modify your VCR to let you watch all the channels that were on when you recorded. Even better, he's got a friend who has already done this.
2. The commodore 64 (told you this was a while ago...) is so powerful that it doesn't even need it's main processor. He has personally had the thing running a game, and removed the CPU, and it carried on running flawlessly.
3. The C64 (again) is so powerful (again). He's got an emulator for a Roland D70 (a VERY expensive, at the time, professional synthesiser - which funnily enough, I'd just purchased....) and it's actually
better than a real D70.
Hehe... what a tit. Oh, and BTW, I loved the C64, so I'm not dissing it... just the outlandish claims of this guy made me laugh