Sheila got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she somehow slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband Bruce.

'Bruce! Bruce!' she yelled.

Bruce came running in. 'Bruce, I've bloody suctioned meself to the floor', she said.

'Strewth!' said Bruce and tried to pull her up.

'Ya stuck fast Sheila! I'll go across the road and get me mate Cobba!'

They came back and they both tried to pull her up. 'No way. We can't do it!' they said.

Cobba said 'Lets try Plan B.'

'Plan B?' exclaimed Bruce. 'What's that?'

'I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under her', replied Cobba

'Spot on mate!' Bruce said.

'While your doing that, I'll stay here and fiddle with her tits.'

'Play with her tits?' Cobba said, 'Not exactly a good time for that mate?'

'No' Bruce replied, 'But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so fucken expensive'

great man!!!!!!! he made the right thing!!!!!

Never hurts to try to get out the inexpensive way, good thinking.

Fantastic - best joke I've heard in a while

http://forums.xbox-scene.com/index.php?act...ST&f=19&t=49648

QUOTE (gainpresence @ May 20 2003, 11:29 AM)

http://forums.xbox-scene.com/index.php?act...ST&f=19&t=49648

yah I though that had been posted here befor.

Pretty funny. I think I saw that in Maxim or Stuff a few months back