Anyways, if you don't know what I mean by this, here's an example:

Me: Yo momma's so fat, __________________
You: Well yo momma's so stupid, ___________________
Me: Well YO momma is so dumb, ___________________
etc, and so on.

It's basically 'say something about the poster above you' except it's telling them about how their momma is so this, so that, etc. Let's get started shall we?

















.............that means someone give me a yo momma joke.

(NOTE: This thread is just a game, this is not an offense to all the moms out there)

Yo momma is so UGLY that even Stevie Wonder wont look at her

Yo momma's pussy is so nasty, they make people eat it on fear factor.

Your mom is so hairy, your grandma almost died of fricton burn giving birth to your mom.

yo mama is so fat, she uses a queen size matress for a maxipad.

Yo momma so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.

Yo momma's so fat, she went to K-Mart, tripped over Wal-Mart, and landed in Target.

Yo momma's breath is so nasty, when she coughs..... her teeth duck.

yo mama is so fat, the went to the huntin shop in her pajamas and was acused of stealing a duck call and stink bate...ill never know where she put it all

^ wasnt that on one of the redneck shows?

anyways...

Your mom is so NASTY that even brian peppers wouldnt do her

^Your mom is so rough the dog scratches it's ass on her face.

Yo momma got a glass eye with a fish in it..

Yo momma is on two diets....... cuz one didn't feed the bitch enough.

Your mom is so UGLY, shes on the national "Do Not Fuck" List

Yo Momma's so dumb... She starved to death in Walmart.

[Edit: I came to XS before everyone else who has posted on this topic so far ]

BCFosheezy was here in '03.

so was Arvarden and hamwbone

Yo momma's so fat, that when she went into the ocean, the water got out and said, "I'll wait for my turn again."

~Brad Thompson (always was a classic)

Yo Momma's so dumb, she pulled a U-Turn in a round-a-bout'

Yo momma is so fat she wakes up in sections!

yo mama is so fat when i have sex with her i have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot!

Here's a classic: Yo momma is so poor that her front door and her back door are on the same hinge.



BTW, when did it start mattering how long someone has been a member?

Yo-mamma is like a 7-11 shes open to customers 24 hours a day.

Yo momma so nasty that I called her and got an ear infection.

That is most possibly the best and most horrific "your mom" joke I have ever heard..

And it appears none of you have ever heard "yo momma" by the Pharcyde. Go check it out, you'll laugh your ass off..

Yo momma is so nasty, That when she posted something on this forum, my computer got a virus........ AND SO DID I!!!!

Your momma is so cheap and easy, that when i paid her the $1 for her services, she asked if she could keep the change.

i have done my job then....

/retires from thread

yo mamma so fat that when you have sex with her, you dont get an STD, you get cholesterol

yo momma is so fat she sweats Ragu.

I thought it was her blood type?

She sweats gravy.

Yo momma's so dumb, she drowned to death looking at onions.

Doooh!!

your mom is such a whore, instead of collecting baseball cards, she collects STDs

Yo momma's so stupid, she jumped in the air and missed the landing.

Yo mama's so fat, whenever she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.

Your momma is so POOR she got arrested just so she would be able to sleep in the jail...

and to go along with that

Your momma is such a whore, she went to jail just so she could get fucked by bubba...

Yo Mama's so heavy, they can't put her picture on the wall because it keeps falling down.

Your mom is so fat, she got baptised at Sea World.

Yo momma's so fat, she falls standing still.

yo mama is so nasty her crabs hang themselves by her tampon string

Your momma is so FAT, she got her name taken off the family tree because she kept making lean to the side

Yo momma's so stupid, when she watches 'The View', she keeps looking at the TV like "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

Your mom is so fat, gravity said "whew, a break"

All yo mommas so fat, they king kongs stunt doubles

Yo momma so fat, when she stands on a scale, it shows her telephone number.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks by the television, I miss 3 episodes

Well YO momma is so ridiculously messed up, when she farts, she blows up!

Yo momma ooglay

Yo momma's so fat, she makes shamu look like a tic tac.
Yo momma's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped on a cordless phone.
Yo momma's so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

The last two are straight from Grade 3.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!

Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped on air.