QUOTE(Mr Invader @ Jan 28 2007, 07:33 PM)
Actually, i hate to one-up anything... But my father works for a certain company which has one of the best commercial connections money can buy. Just the download speed alone is 6Gbps. I only wish that i was kidding, it's maximum bandwidth is 22 terabytes. When he told me this my jaw litterally dropped. I'm not making this up.
Well since we're in fantasy land, I have a fleet of escalades. I have a different hue for every day of the month. I kicked heff out of my mansion and I'm gonna go spend some quality time with holly in a minute. Oh yeah and my flacid phallus is well over a foot. I have more bw than your dad's work on my private jet. I am solely responsible for bringing peace to the earth, making all religions understand and not hate one another and renaming the political parties, right and left-out.
That's it for BCfosheezy's special ed creative writing class. Please Tune in every Thursday for another lesson.