Come on, everyone has something that's real bad. Whether is be Mean Girls, or Reindeer Games, or even something with Brendan Frasier in it. Anyway, let's here em. I'll go first.
I got as a present from a friend
"The Guy with Secret Kung Fu"
Meng Lei's the star.
Full Version: Worst Movie You Own
The worst movie I own is
Punch Drunk Love.
Adam sandler is the star. Normally I love his movies. But this one fuxxin blows. But I only payed five bucks for it used at Movie Gallery.
Punch Drunk Love.
Adam sandler is the star. Normally I love his movies. But this one fuxxin blows. But I only payed five bucks for it used at Movie Gallery.
killer klowns from outer space...
even as bad, cheesy horror it sucks... also a gift, but secret santa style...
even as bad, cheesy horror it sucks... also a gift, but secret santa style...
I threw "Lolita" out a couple of weeks ago.
Off the top of my head, "Return to Oz" (the sequel to The Wizard of Oz) is probably the worst in my collection, now.
Off the top of my head, "Return to Oz" (the sequel to The Wizard of Oz) is probably the worst in my collection, now.
what? cmon, the wheelers were cool... 
A sound of thunder.
http://www.themoviemark.com/moviereviews/soundofthunder.asp
This movie is part of my library on the pc and is in the comedy category.
http://www.themoviemark.com/moviereviews/soundofthunder.asp
This movie is part of my library on the pc and is in the comedy category.
^just got it to see how bad it actually is... 
^^ plot reminds me of that Simpsons tree house of horror episode where Homer time travels with a toaster, LOL
Fever Pitch ughhhh.. someone actually thought I'd watch that steaming turd, because I'm a Sox fan.
The horror.....the horror....
Fever Pitch ughhhh.. someone actually thought I'd watch that steaming turd, because I'm a Sox fan.
The horror.....the horror....
Fast and Furious
QUOTE(Heet @ Feb 20 2007, 02:08 AM) 
A sound of thunder.
http://www.themoviemark.com/moviereviews/soundofthunder.asp
This movie is part of my library on the pc and is in the comedy category.
i remeber reading a short story about this in our english text book
then we had to write a 1 page summery on it
it sucked
I sold the World Trade Center movie. It sucked.
The one about stewardesses with Christina Applegate and that Gwen woman. I saw The Sweetest Thing and thought it was pretty funny. I blindly bought this one hoping it would be, too. I was wrong.
Punch Drunk Love = loved it...
One of the few good Sandler movies I enjoyed
Killer Clown from out of space enjoyed it... will buy it from you.
One of the few good Sandler movies I enjoyed
Killer Clown from out of space enjoyed it... will buy it from you.
slipstream- absolute crap
Worst- Freddy Got Fingered
Best - Death To Smoochy and Night At The Roxbury
Best - Death To Smoochy and Night At The Roxbury
The best/worst movie in my collection is Ricki-oh! The Story of Ricky!
It's quite possibly the worst kung-fu movie ever made, it takes itself way to seriously, it's got so many plot and script holes the movie doesn't make any sense at all, not matter how many times you've seen it (and I've seen it hundreds of times). the video quality sucks, the movie is encoded in full screen 480i with black bars (yes the black bars are actually part of the video stream) giving it an effective resolution of 640x180.
The special effects are just flat out bad, most of the costumes look like they were made out of paper mache.
The movie is the best movie because it's just so overwhelmingly bad that you'll laugh your ass off. For the full effect you need to watch the English dub with English sub titles... the speech and text only match 5 times throughout the whole movie.
Also no one in the movie is capable of anything even remotely resembling kung fu... there are one or two guys with some reasonable muscle but they tried to make up for the lack of talent with the special effects, including big fake paper mache muscles, and fight scenes that are nothing more then some guy punching his fist through a paper mache stomach with chunks of rice cake and red water flying out the other side
For those of you who remember the daily show when Craig Kilborn was the host... the head smashing clip from the "5 questions" was from this movie
http://imdb.com/title/tt0102293/
It's quite possibly the worst kung-fu movie ever made, it takes itself way to seriously, it's got so many plot and script holes the movie doesn't make any sense at all, not matter how many times you've seen it (and I've seen it hundreds of times). the video quality sucks, the movie is encoded in full screen 480i with black bars (yes the black bars are actually part of the video stream) giving it an effective resolution of 640x180.
The special effects are just flat out bad, most of the costumes look like they were made out of paper mache.
The movie is the best movie because it's just so overwhelmingly bad that you'll laugh your ass off. For the full effect you need to watch the English dub with English sub titles... the speech and text only match 5 times throughout the whole movie.
Also no one in the movie is capable of anything even remotely resembling kung fu... there are one or two guys with some reasonable muscle but they tried to make up for the lack of talent with the special effects, including big fake paper mache muscles, and fight scenes that are nothing more then some guy punching his fist through a paper mache stomach with chunks of rice cake and red water flying out the other side
For those of you who remember the daily show when Craig Kilborn was the host... the head smashing clip from the "5 questions" was from this movie
http://imdb.com/title/tt0102293/
The Forbidden Zone
I saw this movie on three hits of double dip blue unicorn, when i finally came down I had to buy it just to see if it was really as messed up as I had remembered. Actually the hits made it seem more normal . . .
its also the best movie cause danny elfman (writes most of the music for the simpsons, member of the oingo boingos) totally rocks. He plays the devil.
its too bad that they slaughtered "Sound of Thunder"
I read that when I was 7 or 8 years old and it was one of my fovorite stories as a youth. It sounds like they took an awful lot of creative license on it.
I saw this movie on three hits of double dip blue unicorn, when i finally came down I had to buy it just to see if it was really as messed up as I had remembered. Actually the hits made it seem more normal . . .
its also the best movie cause danny elfman (writes most of the music for the simpsons, member of the oingo boingos) totally rocks. He plays the devil.
its too bad that they slaughtered "Sound of Thunder"
I read that when I was 7 or 8 years old and it was one of my fovorite stories as a youth. It sounds like they took an awful lot of creative license on it.
My girlfriend got me 'Snakes on a Train' as a joke. Yes, a Train. The effects and acting are just so horrible that it's funny.
Hercules in New York, starring a 19 year-old Arnie... Terrible. The Mount Olympus scene at the beginning is filmed in Central Park, you can hear lorries going past...
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