A preacher was telling his congregation that there was no subject in the world that was not put in the Bible.
A woman approached after his sermon and posed the question of where in the Bible could it possibly mention Premenstral Syndrom as she was diagnosed with this. He pondered for a moment and then told her to speak to him the next Sunday and he would find sqripture that dealt with this. The next Sunday after the sermon she searched him out and asked if had found it. He told her he had. It dealt with Joseph and Mary going to Bethlehem for the birth of Jesus. "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem"