How do you use this thing?

Does it play poker, and why did they give me a cord?

Can you play games on this?

Where does the cord go?

How do I flash my BIOS?

What is a BIOS?

My girlfriend said I couldn't flash her BIOS now what do I do?

Retard Monkey handed me a pile of scat, how do I flash this?

What do you mean by flashing?

What Kind of coat do I need to flash with?

Can I wear my socks when I flash?

I'd like to put a bigger HDD in it, but I don't know why!

How do I solder the PCB to the LSD and make R-e-s-p-e-c-t?

Do I need to ask my mother to solder this for me?

What is solder, and can I just tape it to the board?

Will this get me to the next level in Everquest?

Ok, I installed a Xodus, but it gets stuck in the cup holder thing that comes out..is this bad?

Where can I get the files that I was told not to ask for?

What do I do with those files?

Where did I put the files I downloaded?

My ballz itch, I soldered my Xodus to them..I saw it on a web site.

I cut the yellow cord to the big spinning thing, and it made bloopy bimpy noises.

My 8 track player doesn't work anymore, can I convert it to mp3 files using Divx and SVCD through the USB on the Xbox?

Yes to all

that was just too long for met to read, but i would say strawberry sundaes are good...

none of taht is possible, you are looking in the wrong place, sorry...

oh and thats illegal btw...

DS that made my head hurt. Go die.

This is in the wrong forum.. all these questions should be permantly in the FAQ forum!

I never knew u were that thick!
This shud b in the comedy section!